My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago
I'm still annoying the old neighborhood! I sent my ape son and Elijah to Kevin's!
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Neighbor
4 years ago
I live next to annoying N-I-G-G-E-R children! Thank you commie-democrats!
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Dirk
4 years ago
I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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Charles
4 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
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POLITICAL PLUS
4 years ago
BIDEN looked like HITLER on tv!
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Renee Auberjoinois
4 years ago
How the hell do you pronounce my last name. EVEN I CAN'T!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
I took this hot blonde up to my bedroom and said, don't worry about your panties. You won't be wearing them much longer!
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J Banks
4 years ago
Walter! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine, you stupid SON OF A BEACH!
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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
4 years ago
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a BUBBLE BATH when he FIRED my ass☹️☹️☹️☹️
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RETARD-O
4 years ago
When my parents threw me a party, I said I wanted to be PAID to go to MY party!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
Today in 1985, the wreck of the R.M.S. OLYMPIC was found at the bottom of the North Atlantic!
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My husband isn't a man. He's a PANTY WASTE!
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Thomas James Lynott
4 years ago
LISA KRAMER'S V-A-G-I-N-A is NOT an exclusive club!
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MAD
4 years ago
I tried to set up my new playstation 5, but failed. So I hit it with a SLEDGEHAMMER! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
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GIMP
4 years ago
I can hear seagulls. I CAN HEAR GULLS!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
I'm still annoying the old neighborhood! I sent my ape son and Elijah to Kevin's!
I live next to annoying N-I-G-G-E-R children! Thank you commie-democrats!
I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
BIDEN looked like HITLER on tv!
How the hell do you pronounce my last name. EVEN I CAN'T!
I took this hot blonde up to my bedroom and said, don't worry about your panties. You won't be wearing them much longer!
Walter! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine, you stupid SON OF A BEACH!
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a BUBBLE BATH when he FIRED my ass☹️☹️☹️☹️
When my parents threw me a party, I said I wanted to be PAID to go to MY party!
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
Today in 1985, the wreck of the R.M.S. OLYMPIC was found at the bottom of the North Atlantic!
My husband isn't a man. He's a PANTY WASTE!
LISA KRAMER'S V-A-G-I-N-A is NOT an exclusive club!
I tried to set up my new playstation 5, but failed. So I hit it with a SLEDGEHAMMER! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
I can hear seagulls. I CAN HEAR GULLS!
My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!