My wife is so hot she puts HONEY on her HINEY and I LICK it off!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once! I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
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Phillip
4 years ago
When my wife sits, her thong sticks out. My friends take pictures for their PERSONAL use.
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FIRST CLASS ASS HOLE
4 years ago
Hello, room service? I'm afraid this room won't due. What's wrong with her room? It's not good enough for me. I deserve better!
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CAPTAIN
4 years ago
Captains log, stardate:1234.5! I'm taking command of this new galaxy -class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife's ass smells RANK! Her panties smell like a rotting CORPSE!!
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GIMP
4 years ago
Can I make you a cappuccino?
G
GIMP
4 years ago
Can I make you a cappuccino?
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General Big Butt
4 years ago
I have wax mannequins of the worlds greatest leaders. SADDAM HUSSEIN, BENITO MOUSSILINI, ADOLF HITLER. I call them leaders, but my wife calls them BUTCHERS!
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CAPTAIN
4 years ago
Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
TRUMP supporters are just angry, racist, animal things!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends because they couldn't sit on the couch after all the farting I did! What is she trying to say?!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife said our CANARY died after I took a dump! What is she trying to say?!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm going to distribute my magazines in my son's elementary school!
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Yolanda
4 years ago
You see what you wrote on the petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
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Moesha
4 years ago
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
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Amanda Janiga Williams
4 years ago
When I shave my V-A-G-I-N-A, I sell my V-A-G-I-N-A hair to horny men!
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Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago
I walked into the set of criminal minds and I smelled A. J. COOK'S ass! Smelled like perfume!
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Sid
4 years ago
BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA has a sexy smelling butt. I smelled where she sat, she left a sexy perfume butt smell on the chair!
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Sid
4 years ago
BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA is a good girl. She wears XS size panties!
My wife is so hot she puts HONEY on her HINEY and I LICK it off!
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once! I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
When my wife sits, her thong sticks out. My friends take pictures for their PERSONAL use.
Hello, room service? I'm afraid this room won't due. What's wrong with her room? It's not good enough for me. I deserve better!
Captains log, stardate:1234.5! I'm taking command of this new galaxy -class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.
My wife's ass smells RANK! Her panties smell like a rotting CORPSE!!
Can I make you a cappuccino?
Can I make you a cappuccino?
I have wax mannequins of the worlds greatest leaders. SADDAM HUSSEIN, BENITO MOUSSILINI, ADOLF HITLER. I call them leaders, but my wife calls them BUTCHERS!
Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France!
TRUMP supporters are just angry, racist, animal things!
My wife apologized to our friends because they couldn't sit on the couch after all the farting I did! What is she trying to say?!
My wife said our CANARY died after I took a dump! What is she trying to say?!
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm going to distribute my magazines in my son's elementary school!
You see what you wrote on the petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
When I shave my V-A-G-I-N-A, I sell my V-A-G-I-N-A hair to horny men!
I walked into the set of criminal minds and I smelled A. J. COOK'S ass! Smelled like perfume!
BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA has a sexy smelling butt. I smelled where she sat, she left a sexy perfume butt smell on the chair!
BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA is a good girl. She wears XS size panties!