BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA is only 4 ft 8 inches tall and weighs 90 pounds. She's perfect for a PU$$Y licking!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
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Mr Sick
4 years ago
My JEWISH friends held a costume contest! I dressed up as ADOLF HITLER! SEIG-HEIL SEIG-HEIL!
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McSped
4 years ago
1+1=???
0+0=???
2-2=???
As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
I told my boss his wife was dead, she walked through a PLATE-GLASS window, there was blood everywhere. Idiot fell for it!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
A.J. COOK from criminal minds, her V-A-G-I-N-A, YUM-YUM -YUM!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. But when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I created my own baseball team! I call my team, THE LOSERS. Look everyone, I'm a LOSER!
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I created my own baseball team! I call my team, THE LOSERS. Look everyone, I'm a LOSER!
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Bennett J Bennett
4 years ago
Today is the anniversary of the ALBINO destroying the world trade center ca-ca's!
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Benjamin Ernst
4 years ago
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️
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De Lancie
4 years ago
My son brought METH into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
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WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
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Aaron
4 years ago
My wife gets mad when I use the panty she just wore as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
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BOSS
4 years ago
That's an unauthorized break period, my friend, you don't work here no more! Do we have a problem communicating? YOU'RE GONE, TERMINATED, END OF MEDICAL BENEFITS! Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again.
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
4 years ago
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even talk to me!
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Harvey
4 years ago
That man is your commanding officer. You will respect his PENIS as such.
BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA is only 4 ft 8 inches tall and weighs 90 pounds. She's perfect for a PU$$Y licking!
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
My JEWISH friends held a costume contest! I dressed up as ADOLF HITLER! SEIG-HEIL SEIG-HEIL!
1+1=??? 0+0=??? 2-2=??? As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions!
I told my boss his wife was dead, she walked through a PLATE-GLASS window, there was blood everywhere. Idiot fell for it!
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
A.J. COOK from criminal minds, her V-A-G-I-N-A, YUM-YUM -YUM!
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. But when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I created my own baseball team! I call my team, THE LOSERS. Look everyone, I'm a LOSER!
I created my own baseball team! I call my team, THE LOSERS. Look everyone, I'm a LOSER!
Today is the anniversary of the ALBINO destroying the world trade center ca-ca's!
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️
My son brought METH into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
My wife gets mad when I use the panty she just wore as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb!
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
That's an unauthorized break period, my friend, you don't work here no more! Do we have a problem communicating? YOU'RE GONE, TERMINATED, END OF MEDICAL BENEFITS! Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again.
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even talk to me!
That man is your commanding officer. You will respect his PENIS as such.
I am your superior! You WILL salute my PENIS!