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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS did her laundry today. I JACK OFF watching her fold her panties and thongs!

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Husband
4 years ago

When my house got broken into and my family was being beaten, I hid in the closet and wet myself ☹️☹️

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Kevin Franklin
4 years ago

My wife, Essence, is grossly overweight, 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!!!

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McKean
4 years ago

Which are you--- A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT D. N-I-G-G-E-R

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McSped
4 years ago

Sometimes, when I put oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!

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CAPTAIN
4 years ago

I love hard to port. That's my favorite command. Even when the ship leaves port I order hard to port. Ship got banged up and now I'm unemployed!

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Les
4 years ago

I've had it with my son's complaining. I told him to gather up his PUS and get out!

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Gottfried Johns
4 years ago

General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

201.6 201.6 201.6 201.6 My first day at Gustavo Frings meth lab, 201.6, the weight of the meth shipment!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

After i said 201.6, mike asked me to give walter whites meth a second weight check!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

201.6! FU¢KING 201.6!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

201.6! 201.6! Why can't I get that number out of my head?! Thank you, WALTER WHITE!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

Watching KATIE SEARFOSS being assimilated by the Borg was so sexy! Watching KATIE SEARFOSS being injected with nanoprobes, her skin turning pale, her hair falling out, her boobs being grafted in borg body armor, borg abs on her stomach!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

When KATIE SEARFOSS comes over to play videogames, I let her sit on my personal yellow baby bl*nkey. She always leaves her sweet and sexy cucumber-melon and perfume butt smell on him. At night I snuggle with my bl*nkey with her sexy butt smell on him!

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Domingo
4 years ago

My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.

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LESZEK
4 years ago

At my party, we talked about my wife's ass and how to pinch it.

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

Nacho Varga was supposed to take five packs of meth, he grabbed six. I said, Hey! Forget how to count?!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

Mike asked me what the count was for Walter White's meth shipment. I said 201.6---yeah.

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FATHER
4 years ago

I let my son have a party today and then I received a call from the police about an INDECENT SEX ACT at the party! Junior! I'm going to snap your BALLS off!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS is so hot in yoga pants. I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over. Then at night, I snuggle with my bl*nkey, he came into contact with her sexy butt!