My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
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Bruce Alan Boedeker
3 years ago
Good news! I finally got my period! Jim lives in Thailand.
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago
I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke, because like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!
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BOSS
4 years ago
One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat down, he set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS comes over to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she plays GTA V. She pulled her pink yoga pants down and sat on bl*nkey in her sexy, shiney pink thong! I'm getting so horny!
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FATHER
4 years ago
Someone knocked on our door. I yelled at my son, to get the,
$HIT-KICKIN' door!
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REX LINN
4 years ago
Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.
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KaSnarely Retardly
4 years ago
I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!
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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
4 years ago
When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!
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Donald J Trump
4 years ago
All I ever read on this once proud petition is F-U-C-K THIS, F-U-C-K THAT, well, F-U-C-K YOU!!!
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Georgie Cooper
4 years ago
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer I ask if I can smell their butts!
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Gus Fring
4 years ago
Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Everyday KATIE SEARFOSS sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over to play video games. Today she's sitting on my bl*nkey in her yoga pants. KATIE says bl*nkey is up her butt crack like her yoga pants. KATIE has her legs spread open, I see some of my baby bl*nkey flat underneath her V-A-G-I-N-A.
People making noises makes me lose my temper!
My PENIS is hungry for a hot blonde, 42DDD tits!
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
Good news! I finally got my period! Jim lives in Thailand.
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke, because like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!
For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!
One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat down, he set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!
KATIE SEARFOSS comes over to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she plays GTA V. She pulled her pink yoga pants down and sat on bl*nkey in her sexy, shiney pink thong! I'm getting so horny!
Someone knocked on our door. I yelled at my son, to get the, $HIT-KICKIN' door!
Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!
I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.
I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!
When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!
All I ever read on this once proud petition is F-U-C-K THIS, F-U-C-K THAT, well, F-U-C-K YOU!!!
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
I knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer I ask if I can smell their butts!
Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking!
Everyday KATIE SEARFOSS sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over to play video games. Today she's sitting on my bl*nkey in her yoga pants. KATIE says bl*nkey is up her butt crack like her yoga pants. KATIE has her legs spread open, I see some of my baby bl*nkey flat underneath her V-A-G-I-N-A.