To President Trump From Average Truth Users

We WERE going to have home baked cake for dessert. No one told me the pan was still hot. I picked it up, burned myself, and dropped the cake. Cake and icing everywhere. No more cake☹️

We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made loud banging sounds as it hit the floor. Potatoes and hot water everywhere!

We WERE going to have a cookout today. When I picked up my tiny grill while the charcoal was still flaming, I burned myself and dropped the grill. Grill made loud banging sounds when it hit the ground. Flaming charcoal and broken grill parts everywhere. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.

I opened up my JAPANESE-MEXICAN restaurant. It's called MIGUEL-SAN.

How am I supposed to get horny with my wife wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!

When I was cutting the pizza I cooked, my balls in my underwear were jiggling.

I found my husband's collection of DONKEY PORN magazines. Pretty sick stuff.

When I play Call of duty WW2, I purposely allow the German soldier in the last bunker to stab me. I enjoy hearing my character scream NO as the beyonet cames down on him.

Sometimes, when I put oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!

We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. The pot made a loud banging sound when it hit the ground. Potatoes and hot water everywhere.

CONSERVATISM=NAZISM

I love watching the Nazi in Call of duty WWII slowly stab my character. Watching someone being put to a slow death.♥️

My state is in a draught, they're asking us to conserve water. I told them about I go a MONTH without BATHING.

Since my PENIS can't function, my wife jammed a SEX TOY up my ANAL HOLE. She says shes gonna slice off my non-functional PENIS. Very sad.

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!

My husband asked me about the needles in my first two left hand fingers. I told him they're called assimilation tubules, they're a Borg implant. I was a drone. I used them on my victims I overpowered.

My boss didn't give me that raise. When he was at his mailbox, I drove really fast on my motorcycle and hit him on the head with a baseball bat. My ne home is this prison cell. Very sad.

I like to shave a lot. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.

I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.

Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say tonight on DEA. FU¢KI NG shows been gone since 2009!