My lost year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost! This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again! WTF?!
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Phil
3 years ago
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its---
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Garth
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My friends names are RODENT, PINWORM, STABWOUND. My wife asks where the hell I dig up these guys!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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Faith
3 years ago
Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I call random people on the phone and when they answer, I say, Do you mind? I'm busy!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I took a picture of my wife on the TOILET taking a DUMP. I MASTURBATE to that picture!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
The season two premiere of Star Trek Picard scored 200.1 million viewers on B.V.N.
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Anna Marie Swoffer
3 years ago
My husband smells our daughters panties! He's a pig, he's vermin, he's CA-CA---
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Tonight at 9:30, season two premiere of Star Trek Picard on the B.V.N Network.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!!
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Charles Rocket
3 years ago
There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I put bullets in my gun in the hopes that one day I get to SHOOT SOMEONE¡!!
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Matt Dumbass
3 years ago
I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough,I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!
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General Big Butt
3 years ago
BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!
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INTENDANT
3 years ago
I caught my husband with the underwear from the pom-pom bimbo, Lisa, next door. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow!!
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GUY
3 years ago
Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're going to replace my PENIS with an artificial implant. My wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.
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John Sturgis
3 years ago
I work at a supermarket. I get to bring home EXPIRED food!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?
My lost year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost! This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again! WTF?!
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its---
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!
My friends names are RODENT, PINWORM, STABWOUND. My wife asks where the hell I dig up these guys!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!
I call random people on the phone and when they answer, I say, Do you mind? I'm busy!
I took a picture of my wife on the TOILET taking a DUMP. I MASTURBATE to that picture!
The season two premiere of Star Trek Picard scored 200.1 million viewers on B.V.N.
My husband smells our daughters panties! He's a pig, he's vermin, he's CA-CA---
Tonight at 9:30, season two premiere of Star Trek Picard on the B.V.N Network.
I decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!!
There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!
I put bullets in my gun in the hopes that one day I get to SHOOT SOMEONE¡!!
I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough,I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!
BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!
I caught my husband with the underwear from the pom-pom bimbo, Lisa, next door. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow!!
Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're going to replace my PENIS with an artificial implant. My wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.
I work at a supermarket. I get to bring home EXPIRED food!
Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?