I own a BROTHEL. I'm turning out my DAUGHTER when she turns 16!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My wife's BUSH is bigger then her THONG!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so the donkeys can get a BONER!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I've been charged with 130 felony counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to children.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My HARD-ON for my DAUGHTER in her leopard thong has reached TITANIC amounts!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
Tomorrow is my annual PANTY SMELLING contest. When my wife leaves town, I have my friends come over and judge my wife's undies by SMELLING them!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
Today AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in skin tight jeans, her butt was rock hard. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey. She left a sexy cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
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Alan Cummings
3 years ago
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I go to homes to people I don't know, and when they answer the door I say, who are you? What do you want?
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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him on his head! Not a good start ☹️
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Fekkish
3 years ago
In my house, October is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties! She shouldn't even be wearing panties.
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Garrett
3 years ago
Acting Captain's log, stardate:52597.4 Our situation is getting worse everyday. More than 80% of the ship is uninhabitable, most of the crew are gone. It seems less and less likely the few of us left will reach our destination ☹️☹️☹️
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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago
I use to be a Borg drone, when I had my body armor removed, my husband kept the Borg abs that were grafted onto my stomach. He licks them.
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Sergeant Botnick
3 years ago
I was a barber at Kent military school. But I got my throat cut and dropped my shaver, blood was everywhere.
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Jim J Lanister
3 years ago
My tv is on the BLINK again. The sound goes up, the channels rotate by themselves. It shut off again! OY!
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Chuckie
3 years ago
TIFFANY! Where the F-U-C-K are you?!!
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DEYOS
3 years ago
My wife says the constitution gives her freedom. I said, no it does not! No one has any freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!!!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
My wife doesn't wear shorts no more because I pointed out how thick her thighs were to our party guests!!!
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VING
3 years ago
I use to be a police officer, I use to deliver flags to the families of fallen officers. In my mind, I said it was better them than me! Am I an A$$ HOLE? You be the judge.
I own a BROTHEL. I'm turning out my DAUGHTER when she turns 16!
My wife's BUSH is bigger then her THONG!
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so the donkeys can get a BONER!
I've been charged with 130 felony counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to children.
My HARD-ON for my DAUGHTER in her leopard thong has reached TITANIC amounts!
Tomorrow is my annual PANTY SMELLING contest. When my wife leaves town, I have my friends come over and judge my wife's undies by SMELLING them!
Today AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in skin tight jeans, her butt was rock hard. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey. She left a sexy cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
I go to homes to people I don't know, and when they answer the door I say, who are you? What do you want?
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him on his head! Not a good start ☹️
In my house, October is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties! She shouldn't even be wearing panties.
Acting Captain's log, stardate:52597.4 Our situation is getting worse everyday. More than 80% of the ship is uninhabitable, most of the crew are gone. It seems less and less likely the few of us left will reach our destination ☹️☹️☹️
I use to be a Borg drone, when I had my body armor removed, my husband kept the Borg abs that were grafted onto my stomach. He licks them.
I was a barber at Kent military school. But I got my throat cut and dropped my shaver, blood was everywhere.
My tv is on the BLINK again. The sound goes up, the channels rotate by themselves. It shut off again! OY!
TIFFANY! Where the F-U-C-K are you?!!
My wife says the constitution gives her freedom. I said, no it does not! No one has any freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!!!
My wife doesn't wear shorts no more because I pointed out how thick her thighs were to our party guests!!!
I use to be a police officer, I use to deliver flags to the families of fallen officers. In my mind, I said it was better them than me! Am I an A$$ HOLE? You be the judge.