My wife killed her last husband by choking him with her THIGHS!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around when I get into it!
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Gunther
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. When she assimilates you, she'll know everything about you!
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Neighbor
3 years ago
Fat ass BEANERS moved in nextdoor. No English. Thank you, commie-democrats!
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Essence Franklin
3 years ago
I live at 7 East frothingham street. My ass is WOPPED and our dogs are annoying. I'm a N-I-G-G-E-R!
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BOBBY FRANK CHERRY
3 years ago
My son, Tom, WAS building me a house, but when he found out I bombed that N-I-G-G-E-R church, he started wrecking my house! He demolished the porch railings, he smashed the windows, he tore down the sheetrock ---uh--
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ANGRY BLACK DUDE
3 years ago
I went to a laundromat and they had a sign that said WHITES ONLY! They meant sheets to be cleaned!
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McSped
3 years ago
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I got charged 150 times of DEFECATING in front of my son's elementary school!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In my home, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's THONGS and BRA'S as ornaments.
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
The season two finale of Star Trek Picard scored 263.1 million viewers on B.V.N.
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Clinton Pell
3 years ago
We had the annual KKK cookout today. Fun for the whole family. WHITES ONLY!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
We WERE going to have lasagna to eat, but I tripped and the lasagna became dog food!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
We WERE going to have a cake to eat, but I forgot I left the cake on my chair. When i I sat down the cake SQUASHED everywhere!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
We WERE going to have scrambled eggs, but I dumped the eggs down the drain before we got to eat them. Now I think about the eggs that never got eaten!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
We WERE going to have an expensive bottle of wine, but I didn't watch where I dropped the bottle, it made a loud smash when it hit the floor, glass and red wine everywhere.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
We WERE going to have scrambled eggs, but I said SCREW IT, IT AIN'T WORTH IT. Then I dumped the eggs down the drain.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner,. But when I picked up the boiling pot, it was hot and I burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound as it hit the floor, water and potatoes everywhere!
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
3 years ago
My daughter wears 6XL size panties! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My black neighbors are annoying. I'm just gonna SYPHON their gas from their cars!
My wife killed her last husband by choking him with her THIGHS!
I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around when I get into it!
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. When she assimilates you, she'll know everything about you!
Fat ass BEANERS moved in nextdoor. No English. Thank you, commie-democrats!
I live at 7 East frothingham street. My ass is WOPPED and our dogs are annoying. I'm a N-I-G-G-E-R!
My son, Tom, WAS building me a house, but when he found out I bombed that N-I-G-G-E-R church, he started wrecking my house! He demolished the porch railings, he smashed the windows, he tore down the sheetrock ---uh--
I went to a laundromat and they had a sign that said WHITES ONLY! They meant sheets to be cleaned!
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother!
I got charged 150 times of DEFECATING in front of my son's elementary school!
In my home, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's THONGS and BRA'S as ornaments.
The season two finale of Star Trek Picard scored 263.1 million viewers on B.V.N.
We had the annual KKK cookout today. Fun for the whole family. WHITES ONLY!
We WERE going to have lasagna to eat, but I tripped and the lasagna became dog food!
We WERE going to have a cake to eat, but I forgot I left the cake on my chair. When i I sat down the cake SQUASHED everywhere!
We WERE going to have scrambled eggs, but I dumped the eggs down the drain before we got to eat them. Now I think about the eggs that never got eaten!
We WERE going to have an expensive bottle of wine, but I didn't watch where I dropped the bottle, it made a loud smash when it hit the floor, glass and red wine everywhere.
We WERE going to have scrambled eggs, but I said SCREW IT, IT AIN'T WORTH IT. Then I dumped the eggs down the drain.
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner,. But when I picked up the boiling pot, it was hot and I burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound as it hit the floor, water and potatoes everywhere!
My daughter wears 6XL size panties! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
My black neighbors are annoying. I'm just gonna SYPHON their gas from their cars!