C CARMINE GIOFAGGOT 3 years ago My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!!
H Horatio Caine 3 years ago I asked this guy if he was Ruussian Mafia, he sliced his throat with glass. I'm gonna throw up!
B BIMBO 3 years ago I studied for my test! I gave my teacher my leopard thong and I got an A on my test!
K Kendra Wilkinson Baskett 3 years ago I visited my old home in Indianapolis and I told the owner to arrange the furniture the way I had it! She couldn't believe it!
M Mysterion 3 years ago I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!
M Mr Dirk 3 years ago Even when my wife goes to work, she wears tight pants that go up her butt crack. HARLET!
L LEECOW 3 years ago My wife says I been in a bad mood ever since Fidel Castro died. Is she calling me a PINKO?!!
P PATRIOTIC AMERICAN 3 years ago I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even look at me!
H HUSBAND 3 years ago My wife overdrew our bank account again! I asked her, do you think this is a game were playing?
D DOOR AJAR 3 years ago My wife gets mad at me. When I'm half way through cooking scrambled eggs, I say, SCREW IT, IT AIN'T WORTH IT, and i dump the eggs down the sink.
If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment.
I went to MY funeral today. It was a beautiful ceremony.
I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower tonight!
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!!
I asked this guy if he was Ruussian Mafia, he sliced his throat with glass. I'm gonna throw up!
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
I studied for my test! I gave my teacher my leopard thong and I got an A on my test!
I visited my old home in Indianapolis and I told the owner to arrange the furniture the way I had it! She couldn't believe it!
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I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!
Even when my wife goes to work, she wears tight pants that go up her butt crack. HARLET!
General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.
My wife says I been in a bad mood ever since Fidel Castro died. Is she calling me a PINKO?!!
I had to leave high school, I turned 40.
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even look at me!
Teacher asked me to spell WOMAN. I said C-U-N-T!
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I asked her, do you think this is a game were playing?
My wife gets mad at me. When I'm half way through cooking scrambled eggs, I say, SCREW IT, IT AIN'T WORTH IT, and i dump the eggs down the sink.