I CONFISCATE my Aunt Debbie's panties and use them as baby bl*nkies!
P
Procter John
3 years ago
I snorted some bad MUGWORT!
N
NAJIMY
3 years ago
Charlie Eppes had an INBREEDING chart in his house!
N
NAJIMY
3 years ago
I have burrito smelling farts.
J
Jim the Jew
3 years ago
I'm a Jew that supported HITLER! Go figure!
P
PROBOPASS
3 years ago
Whenever someone knocks on our door, I yell to my son, GET THE $HIT KICKING DOOR!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
Mywife plays hard to get when she wears PANTIES!
R
REGINOD
3 years ago
I went to rob the donut shop down the street from me, when I walked in the donut shop I yelled, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!
K
Kevin DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out to see the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
S
SAD
3 years ago
I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--
H
HILLARY CLINTON
3 years ago
I created an organization known as
Criminals
Utilizing
New
Technologies
W
WELSH RAREBIT
3 years ago
I'm programmed to destroy TRUMP supporters, I WILL COMPLETE MY MISSION!!!
H
Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.
F
Farmer Gimp
3 years ago
When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI
R
Republican Fagetti
3 years ago
I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!
D
DUKE
3 years ago
My PENIS is a V.I.P. A VERY IMPORTANT PENIS!
E
Ethan
3 years ago
I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.
I CONFISCATE my Aunt Debbie's panties and use them as baby bl*nkies!
I snorted some bad MUGWORT!
Charlie Eppes had an INBREEDING chart in his house!
I have burrito smelling farts.
I'm a Jew that supported HITLER! Go figure!
Whenever someone knocks on our door, I yell to my son, GET THE $HIT KICKING DOOR!
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️
My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?
My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!
Mywife plays hard to get when she wears PANTIES!
I went to rob the donut shop down the street from me, when I walked in the donut shop I yelled, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!
My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out to see the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--
I created an organization known as Criminals Utilizing New Technologies
I'm programmed to destroy TRUMP supporters, I WILL COMPLETE MY MISSION!!!
Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.
When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI
I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!
My PENIS is a V.I.P. A VERY IMPORTANT PENIS!
I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.