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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife sprays every room in our house cause of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife says shewasgagging because of my dirty underwear everywhere! What is she trying to say?!

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EARL
3 years ago

You guys better get the hell outta here there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!

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Nate
3 years ago

I knew my wife eats too much! I looked at the size tags in all her thongs, and they all said XXXL

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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago

Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

My wife has HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES!

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RETARD-O
3 years ago

People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️

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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago

Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!

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Mohammed Shaliki Aziz
3 years ago

When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I smell my wifes panties to get hot!

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Holly Madison
3 years ago

Kendra Wilkinson don't like me cause my ass smells sexier--yeah.

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GUY
3 years ago

I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!

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MAD
3 years ago

The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

When my wife sits, I stare at her firm tan thighs.

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Procter John
3 years ago

Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!

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Miko Hughes
3 years ago

My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!