My wife sprays every room in our house cause of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife says shewasgagging because of my dirty underwear everywhere! What is she trying to say?!
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EARL
3 years ago
You guys better get the hell outta here there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
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Nate
3 years ago
I knew my wife eats too much! I looked at the size tags in all her thongs, and they all said XXXL
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
My wife has HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES!
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RETARD-O
3 years ago
People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️
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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago
Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!
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Mohammed Shaliki Aziz
3 years ago
When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I smell my wifes panties to get hot!
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Holly Madison
3 years ago
Kendra Wilkinson don't like me cause my ass smells sexier--yeah.
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GUY
3 years ago
I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!
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MAD
3 years ago
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
When my wife sits, I stare at her firm tan thighs.
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Procter John
3 years ago
Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!
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Miko Hughes
3 years ago
My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!
My wife sprays every room in our house cause of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!
My wife says shewasgagging because of my dirty underwear everywhere! What is she trying to say?!
You guys better get the hell outta here there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
I knew my wife eats too much! I looked at the size tags in all her thongs, and they all said XXXL
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
My wife has HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES!
People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️
Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️
Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!
When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!
I smell my wifes panties to get hot!
Kendra Wilkinson don't like me cause my ass smells sexier--yeah.
I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S
My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!
My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!
When my wife sits, I stare at her firm tan thighs.
Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!
My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!