To President Trump From Average Truth Users

After that Hank CA-CA cheated on me, I flushed my ring down the toilet, tossed our wedding photos in the pool, crapped on his wedding suit, next I'll slice his PENIS off and feed it to a starving pitbull --uh

This is Cortez. Henrique is dead! AND THERE'S MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!

My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. I'm M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D AlAM now.

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.

I found my wife face down to our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!

My wife isn't an A-CUP! What the hell did I marry her for?!!!!!

My wife has small TITS, I asked her, how does she enjoy the A-CUP life?!

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

I'm a SPEED manufacturer --I make SPEED DEODORANT!

Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye rosalita, a dios me amigo, have you seen maria?

I always wanted to watch my son BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I hired a quarterback to sleep with my son. Then I yelled at my son, GET IN THE BEDROOM, when he refused.

Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and leglory. I don't know about pechu --(explosion)

My father asked me if I want to be a CHEF like him. I said no, I'd rather be a MAN!

My boss says I need to treat him with more respect. So i grabbed his neck and pointed my finger in his face!

I'm not racist, I just don't want to live next to ILLEGAL BEANERS!

I had an inspiration last night. The ERADICATION of DISABLED people will save America two billion dollars per year.

My mom is a TRUMP supporter! I'm so ASHAMED!!

Kids are bastards! I got trick or treater, the kids hit me on the head and stole the bowl of candy! No more! Finito! Never again with Halloween!!