My Aunt Debbie's bubble butt is so sexy in jeans. The jeans show off her sexy, curvy butt cheeks. That's why I let her sit on my baby bl*nkey as she works at her computer.
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Mayim Bialik
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, on big bang theory, I wore XL size panties. On call me kat and jeopardy, I wear XXL size panties. I put on weight.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, when I have sex with my wife, I suck on her TITS and drink her BREAST MILK!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My friends and I go through my wife's panty drawer to judge her sexy undies!
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WELL MANICURED MAN
3 years ago
I can't hit that guy who touched my wife! I got my nails done and hair cut!
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WELSH RAREBIT
3 years ago
My wife has a sexy, curvy, bubble butt. She wears 3XL panties!
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COLONEL RICKMAN
3 years ago
I inject my syringe in the back of my victims necks to extract DNA. I then ingest the DNA. My victims go into a coma!
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Eddie
3 years ago
My wife is wearing tight jean shorts and her thighs are firm and tan. Even though our friends are here I have to MASTURBATE!
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Garth
3 years ago
I fell off the roof putting up the Christmas lights and the damn things wouldn't even turn on! F-U-C-K ME!
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Durwood Sphinx
3 years ago
At my restaurant I work at, when people aren't watching, I put my PENIS in the Cole slaw!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife is wearing a thong with her dress, her dress is up her butt crack!
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PROMETHEUS ENTERTAINMENT
3 years ago
The girls next door, Kendra, Holly's world, Kendra on top
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Time to rub it in. MAGA republicans, you suck, we rule!
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
HA-HA! We cheated again! Welcome to commie America!
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Vote for our Communist party or you'll be nullified!
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Hank
3 years ago
This DOMINION voting machine ate my ballot! I'm getting ASS-RAPED by this JAG OFF machine!
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COMMERCIAL
3 years ago
Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of my wife's V-A-G-I-N-A?
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GIMP
3 years ago
I put bullets in my gun in hopes that one day I get to shoot somebody!
My Aunt Debbie's bubble butt is so sexy in jeans. The jeans show off her sexy, curvy butt cheeks. That's why I let her sit on my baby bl*nkey as she works at her computer.
In case you wanted to know, on big bang theory, I wore XL size panties. On call me kat and jeopardy, I wear XXL size panties. I put on weight.
In case you wanted to know, when I have sex with my wife, I suck on her TITS and drink her BREAST MILK!
My friends and I go through my wife's panty drawer to judge her sexy undies!
I can't hit that guy who touched my wife! I got my nails done and hair cut!
My wife has a sexy, curvy, bubble butt. She wears 3XL panties!
I inject my syringe in the back of my victims necks to extract DNA. I then ingest the DNA. My victims go into a coma!
My wife is wearing tight jean shorts and her thighs are firm and tan. Even though our friends are here I have to MASTURBATE!
I fell off the roof putting up the Christmas lights and the damn things wouldn't even turn on! F-U-C-K ME!
At my restaurant I work at, when people aren't watching, I put my PENIS in the Cole slaw!
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My wife is wearing a thong with her dress, her dress is up her butt crack!
The girls next door, Kendra, Holly's world, Kendra on top
Time to rub it in. MAGA republicans, you suck, we rule!
HA-HA! We cheated again! Welcome to commie America!
Vote for our Communist party or you'll be nullified!
This DOMINION voting machine ate my ballot! I'm getting ASS-RAPED by this JAG OFF machine!
Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of my wife's V-A-G-I-N-A?
I put bullets in my gun in hopes that one day I get to shoot somebody!