My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
When my wife stands up, her pants are always stuck in her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?
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SAD
3 years ago
MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers! Why did I fail?
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I'm getting horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt is sitting on my bl*nkey!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.
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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big butt cheeks!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!
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WIFE
3 years ago
My husband, Leszek, makes DONKEY PORN magazines! When I caught him taking pictures of the donkey's private parts, I said, let me the hell outta here before I throw up!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In my house, November is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business! I hook the donkey's up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
When my son is sleeping, I take his underwear off and dress him in his sisters panties!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
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HAPPY
3 years ago
People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store MASTER BAIT. What? What's so funny?!
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT
We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
When my wife stands up, her pants are always stuck in her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?
MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers! Why did I fail?
Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I'm getting horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt is sitting on my bl*nkey!
For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!
In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️
As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big butt cheeks!
The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!
My husband, Leszek, makes DONKEY PORN magazines! When I caught him taking pictures of the donkey's private parts, I said, let me the hell outta here before I throw up!
In my house, November is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business! I hook the donkey's up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
When my son is sleeping, I take his underwear off and dress him in his sisters panties!
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store MASTER BAIT. What? What's so funny?!