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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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Yolanda
3 years ago

You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!

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DUKE
3 years ago

My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT

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MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
3 years ago

We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

When my wife stands up, her pants are always stuck in her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?

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SAD
3 years ago

MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers! Why did I fail?

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I'm getting horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt is sitting on my bl*nkey!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.

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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago

I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big butt cheeks!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!

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WIFE
3 years ago

My husband, Leszek, makes DONKEY PORN magazines! When I caught him taking pictures of the donkey's private parts, I said, let me the hell outta here before I throw up!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

In my house, November is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business! I hook the donkey's up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

When my son is sleeping, I take his underwear off and dress him in his sisters panties!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store MASTER BAIT. What? What's so funny?!