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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

People laughed at me. When I got shot, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

MATCH GAME 91 was a good show. But when Ross Shaver fell down the stairs, the show was too scary to watch.

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PERCY LIVERMORE
3 years ago

Ross Shaver fell down them stairs on MATCH GAME 91. I'm done with that show. NO MORE.

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PigWart
3 years ago

Those stairs that made Ross Shaver trip on MATCH GAME 91 are evil. He could of been hurt. Bastard stairs.

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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago

Ross Shaver falling down the stairs on MATCH GAME 91 scares me. I have nightmares even today. I need my baby bl@nkey.

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General Big Butt
3 years ago

Forget the border. America's real national security problem is Ross Shaver falling down the steps on MATCH GAME 91. Is he okay?

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McPussy
3 years ago

When Ross Shaver fell down the steps on MATCH GAME 91, I had a panic attack and closed my eyes. TOO SCARY. I wet my panties.

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Strawberry Fields
3 years ago

April 17th 1991. Ross Shaver fell down the steps on MATCH GAME 91. I'm still frightened and have nightmares.

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Strawberry Fields
3 years ago

I stopped watching MATCH GAME 91 when that PU$$Y Ross Shaver fell down the steps. What a weiner.

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GAME SHOW HOST
3 years ago

GENE RAYBIRD would eat ROSS SHAVER for breakfast. That ROSS fell down the stairs like a QUEER.

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Garth
3 years ago

I watched MATCH GAME with ROSS SHAVER as host. He fell down the stairs the DILD0 DODO!

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SADISTIC FUCK
3 years ago

My favorite Alex Trebek show is CLASSIC CONCENTRATION CAMP!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

I went on MATCH GAME PM. When the star wheel didn't land on the double money, I spun the star wheel so hard it flew off and cut GENE RAYBIRD in his crotch.

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SIMBA
3 years ago

I love the original match game with GENE RAYBIRD. The losing contestants got taken to the DISPOSAL UNIT.

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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago

I went swimming with my friends today. The car seat screamed seeing my 7XL WIDE LOAD ass in a bikini. The car seat cried as I sat on him.

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card.

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El Bandito
3 years ago

One of them aliens from SIGNS was on my roof in the middle of u night. I went outside and yelled at it: HEY! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!

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FATHER
3 years ago

We WERE going to have home made pizza for dinner. I took the pizza out of the stove, burned myself, and tossed the pizza into the air. Pizza went into the kitchen ceiling fan and chopped it up. Pizza all over our faces.

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FATHER
3 years ago

We WERE going to have lobsters for dinner. I picked up the boiling pot, burned myself, and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound as it hit the floor. Lobsters pinching their claws everywhere.

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FATHER
3 years ago

We WERE going to have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. No one told me they left the plate with all the spaghetti on my chair. I sat without looking and burned myself. Spaghetti sauce and meatballs all over my ass. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.