I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARRS brother! RINGO and DINGO.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I don't know why I stole my wife's panty and smelled it, BUT I DID! I don't know why I jacked off in public, BUT I DID!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me? WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in the shower!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I asked KATIE SEARFOSS if she would sit on my baby bl*nkey. I wanted her to get her sexy butt smell on bl*nkey. She left her cucumber melon -perfume butt smell on bl*nkey!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I told KATIE SEARFOSS I wanted to know her panty size. She said she's a size 6, medium size.
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I asked KATIE SEARFOSS what kind of panty she was wearing. She said she was wearing her black leopard nylon thong.
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I went through my wife's panty drawer. She had THONGS, REGULAR PANTIES, DILD0S!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
2-4-6-8, I like to MASTURBATE!
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A HITLER
3 years ago
NO MORE FAGG0T RIGHT MOVEMENTS!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
When I was drunk, I made an ass of myself. When I was wasted, I asked my wife if she was female. Then I told her she has different body parts then me! Then I asked her to take her clothes off! People couldn't stop laughing!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Mr LaMonay S
3 years ago
My name is pronounced LA-MO-NAY-S.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
Even when my wife goes to work her work pants go up her butt! Is she wearing a thong?
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ENRIQUE
3 years ago
My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?
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DUDE
3 years ago
When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.
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GIMP
3 years ago
I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself ☹️
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LESZEK
3 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARRS brother! RINGO and DINGO.
I don't know why I stole my wife's panty and smelled it, BUT I DID! I don't know why I jacked off in public, BUT I DID!
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me? WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in the shower!
I asked KATIE SEARFOSS if she would sit on my baby bl*nkey. I wanted her to get her sexy butt smell on bl*nkey. She left her cucumber melon -perfume butt smell on bl*nkey!
I told KATIE SEARFOSS I wanted to know her panty size. She said she's a size 6, medium size.
I asked KATIE SEARFOSS what kind of panty she was wearing. She said she was wearing her black leopard nylon thong.
I went through my wife's panty drawer. She had THONGS, REGULAR PANTIES, DILD0S!
2-4-6-8, I like to MASTURBATE!
NO MORE FAGG0T RIGHT MOVEMENTS!
When I was drunk, I made an ass of myself. When I was wasted, I asked my wife if she was female. Then I told her she has different body parts then me! Then I asked her to take her clothes off! People couldn't stop laughing!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
My name is pronounced LA-MO-NAY-S.
Even when my wife goes to work her work pants go up her butt! Is she wearing a thong?
My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?
When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.
I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself ☹️
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.
Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!