I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I wanted Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion. My fat ass bulging and crushing it and my poo smell on it!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his baby bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. Seymour looks so sad watching me so on his baby bl*nkey while at the computer. I told Seymour, my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego, when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
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MAD
3 years ago
My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
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GUY
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up, I was bald and pale. KATIE said she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I told the COP/PIG, I wanted to be arrested. When he refused, I threw a trash can at his car. The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished, I'm going to the POKEY!
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COLM
3 years ago
When I saw my wife, I said, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! When I saw my baby, I said, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
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WIFE
3 years ago
My DI¢K-FACE husband made fun of my butt and thighs, so I put on my jeans that push up my butt and sat on his baby bl*nkey. I told him my bubble butt is crushing his bl*nkey!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Earlier I made fun of my wife's 6XL butt size and thick thighs. So she sat on my baby bl*nkey. She knows how much I love my baby bl*nkey. She saw how sad I was seeing her butt and thick thighs bulging on my bl*nkey. My bl*nkey looked so crushed.
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WIFE
3 years ago
My husband is an A$$ HOLE! My thighs got so thick when I sat down. NO MORE SHORTS!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
When my wife sat down in shorts, I made fun of how thick her thighs were. Damn! She crushed the entire chair. That's why she doesn't wear shorts no more!
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago
During the AUSTRALIAN -AMERICAN war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now, I can't feel a thing. NOT A DAMN THING!!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE PANTIES instead of THONGS! I confiscated the PANTIES. She shouldn't even be wearing PANTIES, anyway.
I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!
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I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I wanted Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion. My fat ass bulging and crushing it and my poo smell on it!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his baby bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. Seymour looks so sad watching me so on his baby bl*nkey while at the computer. I told Seymour, my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego, when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
KATIE SEARFOSS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up, I was bald and pale. KATIE said she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments!
I told the COP/PIG, I wanted to be arrested. When he refused, I threw a trash can at his car. The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished, I'm going to the POKEY!
When I saw my wife, I said, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! When I saw my baby, I said, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
My DI¢K-FACE husband made fun of my butt and thighs, so I put on my jeans that push up my butt and sat on his baby bl*nkey. I told him my bubble butt is crushing his bl*nkey!
Earlier I made fun of my wife's 6XL butt size and thick thighs. So she sat on my baby bl*nkey. She knows how much I love my baby bl*nkey. She saw how sad I was seeing her butt and thick thighs bulging on my bl*nkey. My bl*nkey looked so crushed.
My husband is an A$$ HOLE! My thighs got so thick when I sat down. NO MORE SHORTS!
When my wife sat down in shorts, I made fun of how thick her thighs were. Damn! She crushed the entire chair. That's why she doesn't wear shorts no more!
During the AUSTRALIAN -AMERICAN war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now, I can't feel a thing. NOT A DAMN THING!!
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE PANTIES instead of THONGS! I confiscated the PANTIES. She shouldn't even be wearing PANTIES, anyway.