Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita, adios me amigo, have you seen Maria?
J
John Jacob Astor
3 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!
M
MR SMART
3 years ago
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! people can't stop laughing at me ☹️☹️☹️
C
Charmaine
3 years ago
The two lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
C
Charmaine
3 years ago
That doesn't make no sense! SHE was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on HER arm. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
E
Esmeralda Pushog
3 years ago
The ALBINO isn't from heaven. He comes from the stinkin' flames of hell!!
L
LEECOW
3 years ago
When the police told me that my wife was RAPED and EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head, I couldn't stop laughing!
E
EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife is a disgrace! Instead of buying furniture, she installed a STRIPPER POLE in the living room! My friends are to ashamed to come over!
D
DUKE
3 years ago
My penis, Eduardo, plays the trumpet. My penis spits while playing the trumpet.
L
LEECOW
3 years ago
My neighbors, have the last name of GERMANY. I asked if they were NAZIS.
G
GIMP
3 years ago
My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree. Now we need a new tree. I'm gonna--break his little fingers!
L
LESZEK
3 years ago
For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S, and S&M outfits.
L
LESZEK
3 years ago
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!
B
BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
B
BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
M
MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!
M
MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife put on three perfumes at once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
M
MR NICE
3 years ago
With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!
H
HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!
V
VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20,000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita, adios me amigo, have you seen Maria?
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! people can't stop laughing at me ☹️☹️☹️
The two lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
That doesn't make no sense! SHE was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on HER arm. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
The ALBINO isn't from heaven. He comes from the stinkin' flames of hell!!
When the police told me that my wife was RAPED and EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head, I couldn't stop laughing!
My wife is a disgrace! Instead of buying furniture, she installed a STRIPPER POLE in the living room! My friends are to ashamed to come over!
My penis, Eduardo, plays the trumpet. My penis spits while playing the trumpet.
My neighbors, have the last name of GERMANY. I asked if they were NAZIS.
My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree. Now we need a new tree. I'm gonna--break his little fingers!
For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S, and S&M outfits.
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!
My wife put on three perfumes at once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!
I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20,000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!