My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
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Little Tommy
3 years ago
I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!
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Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago
I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go! I'm fat!
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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago
My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, is grossly overweight. That tight dress made her TITANIC butt cheeks look massive! The chair cried as she sat on it!
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DUDE
3 years ago
ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs are thick, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on --yeah.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive. My bl*nkey looked like squished gum, and had a bad poo smell on him. ROSIE BISCOTTO killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him!
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DUDE
3 years ago
ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
My wife is mad at me. When a Borg drone was assimilating her, I just jacked off! Hearing my wife groan in pain from the assimilation tubules got me hot!
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General Big Butt
3 years ago
I have wax mannequins of DONALD TRUMP, GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!
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SAD DUDE
3 years ago
My beloved KATIE SEARFOSS was assimilated by a borg drone. I found her unconscious body on the ground. She has puncture wounds on her neck where the drone injected nanoprobes into her! She's turning pale!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over and did a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!
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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
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Gnome
3 years ago
Wanna hear what my wife gave me for Christmas? An appointment for a PENILE IMPLANT surgery! Ouch, my pride!
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Miss LaGroin
3 years ago
My husband has terrible aim. You should see our TOILET SEAT
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SINGER
3 years ago
SINGING: The rules that CONSTRAIN other men--mean nothing to MCBAIN!!!!!
(Music continues)
The fascists causing PAIN--two other men--
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I went out on a date with this hot blonde and came home with a souvenir --HER PANTY!
My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!
My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!
I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go! I'm fat!
My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, is grossly overweight. That tight dress made her TITANIC butt cheeks look massive! The chair cried as she sat on it!
ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs are thick, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on --yeah.
My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive. My bl*nkey looked like squished gum, and had a bad poo smell on him. ROSIE BISCOTTO killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him!
ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!
I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?
My wife is mad at me. When a Borg drone was assimilating her, I just jacked off! Hearing my wife groan in pain from the assimilation tubules got me hot!
I have wax mannequins of DONALD TRUMP, GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!
My beloved KATIE SEARFOSS was assimilated by a borg drone. I found her unconscious body on the ground. She has puncture wounds on her neck where the drone injected nanoprobes into her! She's turning pale!
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!
My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over and did a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!
I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
Wanna hear what my wife gave me for Christmas? An appointment for a PENILE IMPLANT surgery! Ouch, my pride!
My husband has terrible aim. You should see our TOILET SEAT
SINGING: The rules that CONSTRAIN other men--mean nothing to MCBAIN!!!!! (Music continues) The fascists causing PAIN--two other men--
I went out on a date with this hot blonde and came home with a souvenir --HER PANTY!