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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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Teddy
3 years ago

My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!

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Little Tommy
3 years ago

I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!

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Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago

I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go! I'm fat!

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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago

My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, is grossly overweight. That tight dress made her TITANIC butt cheeks look massive! The chair cried as she sat on it!

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DUDE
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs are thick, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on --yeah.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive. My bl*nkey looked like squished gum, and had a bad poo smell on him. ROSIE BISCOTTO killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him!

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DUDE
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

My wife is mad at me. When a Borg drone was assimilating her, I just jacked off! Hearing my wife groan in pain from the assimilation tubules got me hot!

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General Big Butt
3 years ago

I have wax mannequins of DONALD TRUMP, GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!

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SAD DUDE
3 years ago

My beloved KATIE SEARFOSS was assimilated by a borg drone. I found her unconscious body on the ground. She has puncture wounds on her neck where the drone injected nanoprobes into her! She's turning pale!

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over and did a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!

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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago

When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh

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Gnome
3 years ago

Wanna hear what my wife gave me for Christmas? An appointment for a PENILE IMPLANT surgery! Ouch, my pride!

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Miss LaGroin
3 years ago

My husband has terrible aim. You should see our TOILET SEAT

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SINGER
3 years ago

SINGING: The rules that CONSTRAIN other men--mean nothing to MCBAIN!!!!! (Music continues) The fascists causing PAIN--two other men--

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Fekkish
3 years ago

I went out on a date with this hot blonde and came home with a souvenir --HER PANTY!