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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

I love sitting on my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey after being washed. It's tall, and fluffy and I wiggle around on his bl*nkey. I could sit at my computer all day with his baby bl*nkey under my butt!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I have three yellow baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie likes to sit on different ones everyday while at work at her computer. I washed my FIRST bl*nkey today. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

My bastard kids are F**KERS! They didn't appreciate their Christmas gifts, so I tore the tree down already and threw it in the RUBBISH BIN! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

My bastard kids are F**KERS! Instead of buying me a Christmas present, they just wrapped up some old underwear of mine! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

My bastard kids are F**KERS! I bought them a lot of crap for Christmas, and still they stole everything from my wallet! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

When I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas. She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

My neighbor gave me a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!

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MAD
3 years ago

I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit it with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!

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SMART ASS
3 years ago

My wife's fat ass can't get into the water. People think she's the TITANIC!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

My boss wants me to work on Christmas! I told him, there's a FOUR letter word, and he's FULL OF IT!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

I said to my wife, your panties, give them to me. NOW! Then she said, FU¢K YOU, A$$ HOLE!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

After Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey all day, I take bl*nkey home and snuggle with him in bed at night. My personal baby bl*nkey sat on as a cushion by aunt Debbie's bubble butt!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I get close to her to see some of my bl*nkey being crushed under her V-A-G-I-N-A!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is smiling while sitting on my baby bl*nkey. She wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie says she loves sitting on my baby bl*nkies everyday. She rotates between the three baby bl*nkies of mine!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is still sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny seeing her thick thighs and bubble butt crushing my bl*nkey. When she gets up, I smell my bl*nkey after she sits on him!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I have three of the same yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies from Amazon. Aunt Debbie sat on all of my baby bl*nkies. My bl*nkies have her butt marks on lotion butt smell on them!

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MAD
3 years ago

My boss keeps giving me $HIT at work! If he wants me to kick his ass, all he needs to do is ask!