I love sitting on my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey after being washed. It's tall, and fluffy and I wiggle around on his bl*nkey. I could sit at my computer all day with his baby bl*nkey under my butt!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I have three yellow baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie likes to sit on different ones everyday while at work at her computer. I washed my FIRST bl*nkey today. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My bastard kids are F**KERS! They didn't appreciate their Christmas gifts, so I tore the tree down already and threw it in the RUBBISH BIN! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My bastard kids are F**KERS! Instead of buying me a Christmas present, they just wrapped up some old underwear of mine! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My bastard kids are F**KERS! I bought them a lot of crap for Christmas, and still they stole everything from my wallet! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
F
FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
When I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas. She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My neighbor gave me a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!
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MAD
3 years ago
I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit it with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
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SMART ASS
3 years ago
My wife's fat ass can't get into the water. People think she's the TITANIC!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss wants me to work on Christmas! I told him, there's a FOUR letter word, and he's FULL OF IT!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I said to my wife, your panties, give them to me. NOW! Then she said, FU¢K YOU, A$$ HOLE!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
After Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey all day, I take bl*nkey home and snuggle with him in bed at night. My personal baby bl*nkey sat on as a cushion by aunt Debbie's bubble butt!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I get close to her to see some of my bl*nkey being crushed under her V-A-G-I-N-A!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie is smiling while sitting on my baby bl*nkey. She wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie says she loves sitting on my baby bl*nkies everyday. She rotates between the three baby bl*nkies of mine!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie is still sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny seeing her thick thighs and bubble butt crushing my bl*nkey. When she gets up, I smell my bl*nkey after she sits on him!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I have three of the same yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies from Amazon. Aunt Debbie sat on all of my baby bl*nkies. My bl*nkies have her butt marks on lotion butt smell on them!
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MAD
3 years ago
My boss keeps giving me $HIT at work! If he wants me to kick his ass, all he needs to do is ask!
I love sitting on my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey after being washed. It's tall, and fluffy and I wiggle around on his bl*nkey. I could sit at my computer all day with his baby bl*nkey under my butt!
I have three yellow baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie likes to sit on different ones everyday while at work at her computer. I washed my FIRST bl*nkey today. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell!
My bastard kids are F**KERS! They didn't appreciate their Christmas gifts, so I tore the tree down already and threw it in the RUBBISH BIN! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
My bastard kids are F**KERS! Instead of buying me a Christmas present, they just wrapped up some old underwear of mine! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
My bastard kids are F**KERS! I bought them a lot of crap for Christmas, and still they stole everything from my wallet! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!
When I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas. She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
My neighbor gave me a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!
I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit it with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
My wife's fat ass can't get into the water. People think she's the TITANIC!
My boss wants me to work on Christmas! I told him, there's a FOUR letter word, and he's FULL OF IT!
I said to my wife, your panties, give them to me. NOW! Then she said, FU¢K YOU, A$$ HOLE!
After Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey all day, I take bl*nkey home and snuggle with him in bed at night. My personal baby bl*nkey sat on as a cushion by aunt Debbie's bubble butt!
Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I get close to her to see some of my bl*nkey being crushed under her V-A-G-I-N-A!
Aunt Debbie is smiling while sitting on my baby bl*nkey. She wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey!
Aunt Debbie says she loves sitting on my baby bl*nkies everyday. She rotates between the three baby bl*nkies of mine!
Aunt Debbie is still sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny seeing her thick thighs and bubble butt crushing my bl*nkey. When she gets up, I smell my bl*nkey after she sits on him!
I have three of the same yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies from Amazon. Aunt Debbie sat on all of my baby bl*nkies. My bl*nkies have her butt marks on lotion butt smell on them!
My boss keeps giving me $HIT at work! If he wants me to kick his ass, all he needs to do is ask!