TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she is wearing! She left before we got the chance to order dinner!☹️
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO
I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
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LESZEK
3 years ago
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in my wife's face in a thong!
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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago
Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
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Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!
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BOL L GOL
3 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
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REX LINN
3 years ago
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!
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McKean
3 years ago
Which are you....
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. HEEB
D. FAGG0T
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!
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Jean-Pierre McFaggot
3 years ago
Im the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!
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MAD
3 years ago
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!
TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!
My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she is wearing! She left before we got the chance to order dinner!☹️
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in my wife's face in a thong!
Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. HEEB D. FAGG0T
I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!
Im the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--
The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!
I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!