KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!
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BIMBO
3 years ago
I love wearing yoga pants with my THONG. I love feeling my yoga pants and THONG going up my butt!
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GUY
3 years ago
Today's my birthday. My wife put honey on her TITS and I get to lick it off!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
I think my wife wants sex. She's walking around the house in her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY!
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Keith
3 years ago
Remember in Aladdin when Abu touched the forbidden treasure and that desert thing went nuts? I touched my wife's panties and she said I touched her forbidden panties and she went nuts like that desert thing in Aladdin!
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WES
3 years ago
My wife warned me about staying out in the snow too long. My PENIS got frost bitten and now we can't have sex!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My wife's dog is just like her! It NAGS me and throws my MONEY AWAY!
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Randy
3 years ago
I smelled where Amanda Janiga Williams sat. Her ass left a sexy cucmber-melon butt smell. She grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I didn't know she was a drone!
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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago
I love being a Borg drone. This guy I captured couldn't fight back. I held him with my right arm. He tried and tried but couldn't break free. I then injected my assimilation tubules in his neck from my first two left hand fingers. He's becoming a drone now!
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Hotchner
3 years ago
Tonya Jones is a sexy Borg drone. I volunteered to be assimilated. When Tonya Jones injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass! As her tubules made mean noises, I rubbed her ass.
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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 7XL size panties. SAD☹️
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Sakkath
3 years ago
I snooped around in ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panty drawers. The size tags on her panties said:7XL! Eat a salad for dinner, you PIGGO!
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago
They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!
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MAD
3 years ago
The ALBINO cheated! The Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!
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NEWS DUDE
3 years ago
Superbowl LVII is rigged by the ALBINO!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife must be in heat. She's walking around the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!
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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago
My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, wears 7XL size panties! When I held the panties out to see the size, I was like--WHOA!
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Clinton Pell
3 years ago
I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "chief pointy head"!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I go to the bathroom outside, I smell women's butts! My wife says I'm a dog!
KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!
I love wearing yoga pants with my THONG. I love feeling my yoga pants and THONG going up my butt!
Today's my birthday. My wife put honey on her TITS and I get to lick it off!
I think my wife wants sex. She's walking around the house in her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY!
Remember in Aladdin when Abu touched the forbidden treasure and that desert thing went nuts? I touched my wife's panties and she said I touched her forbidden panties and she went nuts like that desert thing in Aladdin!
My wife warned me about staying out in the snow too long. My PENIS got frost bitten and now we can't have sex!
My wife's dog is just like her! It NAGS me and throws my MONEY AWAY!
I smelled where Amanda Janiga Williams sat. Her ass left a sexy cucmber-melon butt smell. She grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I didn't know she was a drone!
I love being a Borg drone. This guy I captured couldn't fight back. I held him with my right arm. He tried and tried but couldn't break free. I then injected my assimilation tubules in his neck from my first two left hand fingers. He's becoming a drone now!
Tonya Jones is a sexy Borg drone. I volunteered to be assimilated. When Tonya Jones injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass! As her tubules made mean noises, I rubbed her ass.
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 7XL size panties. SAD☹️
I snooped around in ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panty drawers. The size tags on her panties said:7XL! Eat a salad for dinner, you PIGGO!
They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!
The ALBINO cheated! The Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!
Superbowl LVII is rigged by the ALBINO!
My wife must be in heat. She's walking around the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!
Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!
My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, wears 7XL size panties! When I held the panties out to see the size, I was like--WHOA!
I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "chief pointy head"!
I go to the bathroom outside, I smell women's butts! My wife says I'm a dog!