Restore The Fox\'s Facebook Account!
Whereas The Fox! was happily enjoying his Facebook account before it was rudely inactivated by the staff at Facebook; Whereas electronic confirmation of friendship with The Fox! brought untold amounts of happiness to his many friends; Whereas we can vouch that The Fox! is a true living entity with a real name; Whereas The Fox! should be afforded all the same rights, freedoms, and responsibilities as his fellow UNC students; We, the undersigned, demand that Facebook administrators restore The Fox!\'s account with all due haste.