The eagle has landed and the nation is officially soaring because Colbert finally realized what we knew all along. Our campaign for the rightful sound of freedom was a total success. Keep your ears open for the shredding riffs that are about to define our republic.
As true red-blooded Midwest Americans, we know what America wants. Real Americans must rock it hard ... No band rocks harder than the one and only BALD EAGLE.
Hence, there is only one right choice for the honorable Mr. Stephen Colbert to make. He must name the one and only true BALD EAGLE as the official band of THE COLBERT REPORT and COLBERT NATION.
As true patriots, we know you will do the right thing, and sign this grand ol\' petition. Your grandchildren and freedom lovers everywhere are counting on you.
http://www.myspace.com/baldeagle
http://www.thebaldeaglereport.org
I have been blasting their tracks in my truck all week while drafting letters to the producers. The silence from the show is loud but we are not backing down until the eagle truly lands on that stage.
October 9, 2007
Seeing this level of support for the pride of the Midwest confirms that the spirit of true rock is alive and well. We are turning heads in the heartland and proving that the Colbert Nation is ready for the raw power of Bald Eagle.
Reached 100 supporters
October 9, 2007
6 Comments
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Dave Yamamoto
18 years ago
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Finally some real music. Enough with the pop junk. Bald Eagle is pure freedom in audio form.
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Sarah Fleming
18 years ago
Featured
my dad showed me their myspace page and i havent stopped listening since. colbert needs to get them on asap.
K
Kyle Preston
18 years ago
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Colbert knows talent when he hears it. Bald Eagle rules. Rock on.
M
Mike Ward
18 years ago
Featured
THIS IS LONG OVERDUE. Bald Eagle is the only band patriotic enough for the show. Make it happen Stephen!
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Brian Das
18 years ago
Featured
nothing more american than a bald eagle flying and some loud guitars. get them on the stage already.
J
Jessica Klein
18 years ago
Featured
been saying this for months. bald eagle fits the vibe perfectly. do it for the nation!
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The eagle has landed and the nation is officially soaring because Colbert finally realized what we knew all along. Our campaign for the rightful sound of freedom was a total success. Keep your ears open for the shredding riffs that are about to define our republic.
As true red-blooded Midwest Americans, we know what America wants. Real Americans must rock it hard ... No band rocks harder than the one and only BALD EAGLE.
Hence, there is only one right choice for the honorable Mr. Stephen Colbert to make. He must name the one and only true BALD EAGLE as the official band of THE COLBERT REPORT and COLBERT NATION.
As true patriots, we know you will do the right thing, and sign this grand ol\' petition. Your grandchildren and freedom lovers everywhere are counting on you.
http://www.myspace.com/baldeagle
http://www.thebaldeaglereport.org
I have been blasting their tracks in my truck all week while drafting letters to the producers. The silence from the show is loud but we are not backing down until the eagle truly lands on that stage.
October 9, 2007
Seeing this level of support for the pride of the Midwest confirms that the spirit of true rock is alive and well. We are turning heads in the heartland and proving that the Colbert Nation is ready for the raw power of Bald Eagle.
Reached 100 supporters
October 9, 2007
6 Comments
D
Dave Yamamoto
18 years ago
Featured
Finally some real music. Enough with the pop junk. Bald Eagle is pure freedom in audio form.
S
Sarah Fleming
18 years ago
Featured
my dad showed me their myspace page and i havent stopped listening since. colbert needs to get them on asap.
K
Kyle Preston
18 years ago
Featured
Colbert knows talent when he hears it. Bald Eagle rules. Rock on.
M
Mike Ward
18 years ago
Featured
THIS IS LONG OVERDUE. Bald Eagle is the only band patriotic enough for the show. Make it happen Stephen!
B
Brian Das
18 years ago
Featured
nothing more american than a bald eagle flying and some loud guitars. get them on the stage already.
J
Jessica Klein
18 years ago
Featured
been saying this for months. bald eagle fits the vibe perfectly. do it for the nation!
Finally some real music. Enough with the pop junk. Bald Eagle is pure freedom in audio form.