MAKE THE COLBERT REPORT ROCK THE REAL BALD EAGLE!
As true red-blooded Midwest Americans, we know what America wants. Real Americans must rock it hard ... No band rocks harder than the one and only BALD EAGLE. Hence, there is only one right choice for the honorable Mr. Stephen Colbert to make. He must name the one and only true BALD EAGLE as the official band of THE COLBERT REPORT and COLBERT NATION. As true patriots, we know you will do the right thing, and sign this grand ol\' petition. Your grandchildren and freedom lovers everywhere are counting on you. http://www.myspace.com/baldeagle http://www.thebaldeaglereport.org