Okay, look. This isn't a glamorous story or anything at all. So I won't bs anyone. This is a petition for me to get on the Ellen DeGeneres show. See, there's this girl named Brittany. She loves me and I love her, with all my heart. Recently, she broke up with me because of the distance. I want her back, because I'm meant to be with her. I will do anything to get her back and if that means being a sappy mess on public Television, then I will do it in a heartbeat. I know there are causes FAR more important than mine, but this is important to me, in the lease. I will welcome any support. Much love [:
I have been spending my nights scrolling through your messages and thinking about Brittany. Even if this feels like a long shot, I refuse to stop trying to win her back. Your encouragement is the only thing keeping me hopeful right now.
December 15, 2012
The amount of support for this mission is surreal and I am truly humbled by your kindness. I never imagined so many people would join me in trying to win Brittany back. This gives me real hope that I might actually get the chance to show her how much she means to me.
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Sarah Knight
13 years ago
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man long distance is the worst. you sound like a good guy who really cares, brittany should give you another chance dude.
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Jessica Mason
13 years ago
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aww this is honestly so sweet. dont let her go if you love her that much. hope ellen sees this and helps you out!!!!
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Mike Adeyemi
13 years ago
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why not. life is short. rootin for ya buddy
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Okay, look. This isn't a glamorous story or anything at all. So I won't bs anyone. This is a petition for me to get on the Ellen DeGeneres show. See, there's this girl named Brittany. She loves me and I love her, with all my heart. Recently, she broke up with me because of the distance. I want her back, because I'm meant to be with her. I will do anything to get her back and if that means being a sappy mess on public Television, then I will do it in a heartbeat. I know there are causes FAR more important than mine, but this is important to me, in the lease. I will welcome any support. Much love [:
I have been spending my nights scrolling through your messages and thinking about Brittany. Even if this feels like a long shot, I refuse to stop trying to win her back. Your encouragement is the only thing keeping me hopeful right now.
December 15, 2012
The amount of support for this mission is surreal and I am truly humbled by your kindness. I never imagined so many people would join me in trying to win Brittany back. This gives me real hope that I might actually get the chance to show her how much she means to me.
3 Comments
S
Sarah Knight
13 years ago
Featured
man long distance is the worst. you sound like a good guy who really cares, brittany should give you another chance dude.
J
Jessica Mason
13 years ago
Featured
aww this is honestly so sweet. dont let her go if you love her that much. hope ellen sees this and helps you out!!!!
man long distance is the worst. you sound like a good guy who really cares, brittany should give you another chance dude.