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Michael Kay has been proven, time and time again, to be a disruptive, loud but whiny, (wrongly) opinionated, and often belligerent presence at 100 Wellington, 14th floor. These are just several of the laundry list of reasons why we need Mike Kay GONE.
We aren't saying Michael isn't good to work with, just that he's annoying to be around. Outputs: good... Input: bad!
Suggested relocation to 100 Wellington Parking Garage, Bottom Level, Janitor Closet.
Please add your signature no later than August 11th, as we would like this petition ready upon his return. (his poor family and all that "quality" time)
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Mike is omeone who hogs the conversation. Who just won't shut up, babbles on forever taking over the conversation and really has nothing important or interesting to say
I miss, Bill White, Phil Rizzuto, and Frank Messer
jerk
Kay can stay. Need someone to make me look good.
Lets stop the Michael Kay gravy train. I promise to support this initiative if you vote for me - Ford more years!
Kay to stay!!
Before Michael showed up I was the floor shit disturber, and I have to say that I reveled in the attention. I had Rick's interest through my poor behavior and now I can seldom get his gaze due to Michael's antics. I not only support dropping the banhammer on Michael, but will assist in moving all of his belongings.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Michael Kay has been proven, time and time again, to be a disruptive, loud but whiny, (wrongly) opinionated, and often belligerent presence at 100 Wellington, 14th floor. These are just several of the laundry list of reasons why we need Mike Kay GONE.
We aren't saying Michael isn't good to work with, just that he's annoying to be around. Outputs: good... Input: bad!
Suggested relocation to 100 Wellington Parking Garage, Bottom Level, Janitor Closet.
Please add your signature no later than August 11th, as we would like this petition ready upon his return. (his poor family and all that "quality" time)
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Have you ever done your own plumbing? Ever cut out an old grey water line? You know that black smelly ooze that slowly seeps out and, if you're unlucky like me it crawls down your arm in slow motion. You know what it is… and what it isn't; but the feelings it causes are inescapable and all encompassing. It doesn't just require washing… but repeated baths, constant treatments with some form of abrasive cloth… no matter how hard you try the feeling never washes off. The smell is gone, as is the stained skin… but you will never recover that piece of your sanity. It could be years ago, but you remember it to this day. That's what it's like to be near Michael.
Mike is omeone who hogs the conversation. Who just won't shut up, babbles on forever taking over the conversation and really has nothing important or interesting to say
I miss, Bill White, Phil Rizzuto, and Frank Messer
jerk
Kay can stay. Need someone to make me look good.
Lets stop the Michael Kay gravy train. I promise to support this initiative if you vote for me - Ford more years!
Kay to stay!!
Before Michael showed up I was the floor shit disturber, and I have to say that I reveled in the attention. I had Rick's interest through my poor behavior and now I can seldom get his gaze due to Michael's antics. I not only support dropping the banhammer on Michael, but will assist in moving all of his belongings.
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Have you ever done your own plumbing? Ever cut out an old grey water line? You know that black smelly ooze that slowly seeps out and, if you're unlucky like me it crawls down your arm in slow motion. You know what it is… and what it isn't; but the feelings it causes are inescapable and all encompassing. It doesn't just require washing… but repeated baths, constant treatments with some form of abrasive cloth… no matter how hard you try the feeling never washes off. The smell is gone, as is the stained skin… but you will never recover that piece of your sanity. It could be years ago, but you remember it to this day. That's what it's like to be near Michael.