You see this?! YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
D
DEYOS
4 years ago
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
D
DEYOS
4 years ago
In my house I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your NECK!
E
ENDICORE
4 years ago
I bought my wife a panty that said LICK ME on the crotch area! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
S
Sakkath
4 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
S
Sakkath
4 years ago
Dear lord! Rachael Ray put on weight! She needs 3XL size panties! That chair she's sitting on is begging for mercy!
J
JON VON JON
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have a low sperm count!
F
FIRST CLASS ASS HOLE
4 years ago
Hello room service? I'm afraid this room won't due. What's wrong with the room? It's not good enough for me! I deserve better!
D
Dirk
4 years ago
Can I make you a cup of cappuccino?
O
OSTEOTOMY
4 years ago
I've been GUTTED!
P
PAXTON
4 years ago
I got a tiny d-i-c-k, it's pathetic. I gotta lie to women to get laid ☹️
H
Hans Gottel
4 years ago
What HITLER did was getting rid of the problem by getting rid of the people! NOT GENOCIDE!
E
EMBARRASSED
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have SHRUNKEN TESTICLES ☹️☹️☹️
F
Fekkish
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, when I'm having sex with my wife, I'm thinking about my MOTHER!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
I got CANNED today! Before I left work, I told my former boss, here's a little something i owe you, then I punched him and he went flying into the wall!
M
MATH TEST
4 years ago
0+0=???
1-1=???
2+2=???
As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions ☹️
B
BOSS
4 years ago
That's an unauthorized break period, my friend, you don't work here no more. Do we have a problem communicating? You're GONE--TErMINATED, END OF MEDICAL BENEFITS. Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again.
V
VETERAN
4 years ago
Kids today don't respect veterans! I came home from the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war, nobody cares! I took on drunken Aussies and grenade tossing kangaroos!
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife pushes me around and gives me orders all day. I just call her ADOLF!
H
HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
You see this?! YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
In my house I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your NECK!
I bought my wife a panty that said LICK ME on the crotch area! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
Dear lord! Rachael Ray put on weight! She needs 3XL size panties! That chair she's sitting on is begging for mercy!
In case you wanted to know, I have a low sperm count!
Hello room service? I'm afraid this room won't due. What's wrong with the room? It's not good enough for me! I deserve better!
Can I make you a cup of cappuccino?
I've been GUTTED!
I got a tiny d-i-c-k, it's pathetic. I gotta lie to women to get laid ☹️
What HITLER did was getting rid of the problem by getting rid of the people! NOT GENOCIDE!
In case you wanted to know, I have SHRUNKEN TESTICLES ☹️☹️☹️
In case you wanted to know, when I'm having sex with my wife, I'm thinking about my MOTHER!
I got CANNED today! Before I left work, I told my former boss, here's a little something i owe you, then I punched him and he went flying into the wall!
0+0=??? 1-1=??? 2+2=??? As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions ☹️
That's an unauthorized break period, my friend, you don't work here no more. Do we have a problem communicating? You're GONE--TErMINATED, END OF MEDICAL BENEFITS. Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again.
Kids today don't respect veterans! I came home from the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war, nobody cares! I took on drunken Aussies and grenade tossing kangaroos!
My wife pushes me around and gives me orders all day. I just call her ADOLF!
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!