When we go to the beach I tell my wife, Don't go into the ocean, people will think you're the TITANIC!
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BOSS
4 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
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TNT WHAMMY
4 years ago
Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! [Wham] Oh, no! OH!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
Great news! My street trash sister is sucking only one greaseball Mexicans D-I-C-K!
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KENNEBAGO
4 years ago
I dug up my dead son! Maggots were coming out of the eye ball sockets!
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Domingo
4 years ago
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino
4 years ago
Whenever someone asks me a political question, I just talk about my firm tan thighs!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
For my high school science project I just did a LOUD WET FART.
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Benjamin
4 years ago
You better hope there isn't a next time, Mister. I could of came down hard on you once or twice but that stops now. If you so much as litter on my lawn and I'll nail your D-I-C-K to my wall!
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HARD ASS
4 years ago
Benicio! I'm the new fire marshall, which means your strip club is MINE! You make the littlest mistake and I'll fine your sorry ass!
Get the COVID-19 shot or you'll be nullified!
Belinda! Your mother's a nut, that's why she gave you up for adoption. Ya, my mother raised me!
Belinda! Your mother's a b-i-t-c-h that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b-i-t-c-h-i-n-g ating!
Which are you..... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT
Why did the old man open the shop? A. To make money. B. To keep busy after the navy. C. His old business burned down.
A. To make money.
My gang kicked ass in New York City!
My dear, you've seen the last of that green eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
Hi, folks! I had a bad fall and hit my head. I'm being flown to Mercy hospital. I'm not expected to survive. Farewell.
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When we go to the beach I tell my wife, Don't go into the ocean, people will think you're the TITANIC!
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! [Wham] Oh, no! OH!
Great news! My street trash sister is sucking only one greaseball Mexicans D-I-C-K!
I dug up my dead son! Maggots were coming out of the eye ball sockets!
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
Whenever someone asks me a political question, I just talk about my firm tan thighs!
For my high school science project I just did a LOUD WET FART.
You better hope there isn't a next time, Mister. I could of came down hard on you once or twice but that stops now. If you so much as litter on my lawn and I'll nail your D-I-C-K to my wall!
Benicio! I'm the new fire marshall, which means your strip club is MINE! You make the littlest mistake and I'll fine your sorry ass!