People think I'm crazy cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 shot!
D
Duke
4 years ago
My penis is hungry for a hot blonde.
G
Garth
4 years ago
My mother got arrested for PROSTITUTION ☹️
C
CREIGHTON DUKE
4 years ago
People think I'm psycho cause I break people's fingers as payment!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
I can't go on a VIRGIN CRUISE LINE cruise ship! I've had sex!
C
CAPTAIN
4 years ago
We took a direct hit to the EPS manifold! Sex clubs on all decks are off-line ☹️
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Jim the Jew
4 years ago
Im a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure.
M
MAD
4 years ago
When I went outside to get the mail, I saw a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about, and I said, EH! You get out of here!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
My music teacher yelled at me when i laughed at the word TROMBONER!
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Garth
4 years ago
Don't you get it? YOU C-O-C-K SUCKER! I don't know where the ALBINO is!
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PETITION CREATOR
4 years ago
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FUUUUCK THIS, FUUUUCK THAT, well, FUUUCK YOU!
H
HILLARY CLINTON
4 years ago
Im the founder of C.U.N.T
Criminals
Utilizing
New
Technology
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PROFESSOR OBVIOUS
4 years ago
According to my research, there's a lot of black people in Africa.
P
PROFESSOR OBVIOUS
4 years ago
According to my research, Italians are from Italy.
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I'm proud of my job! I dance in the park in my wife's pink lace panty for $1.25 an hour!
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Thadius
4 years ago
We need another civil war! These NIIGGERS are out of control!
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Seymour
4 years ago
I asked aunt Debbie if she'd sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey I her panty! She said she'd love to if it'll make me happy. Aunt Debbie put bl*nkey on her stool and pulled her jeans down, she's wearing her sexy, soft, Hanes pink cheeky panty! Aunt Debbie sat on bl*nkey and wiggled around! Bl*nkey has aunt debbie's ass in soft, sexy pink cheeky panty sitting on him!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
My daughter's breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
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MR NICE
4 years ago
Can't we just put useless old people in an EXTERMINATION FACILITY?!
G
Guy
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm removed. The Borg says they're going to replace my penis with an artificial implant, my wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.
People think I'm crazy cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 shot!
My penis is hungry for a hot blonde.
My mother got arrested for PROSTITUTION ☹️
People think I'm psycho cause I break people's fingers as payment!
I can't go on a VIRGIN CRUISE LINE cruise ship! I've had sex!
We took a direct hit to the EPS manifold! Sex clubs on all decks are off-line ☹️
Im a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure.
When I went outside to get the mail, I saw a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about, and I said, EH! You get out of here!
My music teacher yelled at me when i laughed at the word TROMBONER!
Don't you get it? YOU C-O-C-K SUCKER! I don't know where the ALBINO is!
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FUUUUCK THIS, FUUUUCK THAT, well, FUUUCK YOU!
Im the founder of C.U.N.T Criminals Utilizing New Technology
According to my research, there's a lot of black people in Africa.
According to my research, Italians are from Italy.
I'm proud of my job! I dance in the park in my wife's pink lace panty for $1.25 an hour!
We need another civil war! These NIIGGERS are out of control!
I asked aunt Debbie if she'd sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey I her panty! She said she'd love to if it'll make me happy. Aunt Debbie put bl*nkey on her stool and pulled her jeans down, she's wearing her sexy, soft, Hanes pink cheeky panty! Aunt Debbie sat on bl*nkey and wiggled around! Bl*nkey has aunt debbie's ass in soft, sexy pink cheeky panty sitting on him!
My daughter's breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
Can't we just put useless old people in an EXTERMINATION FACILITY?!
Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm removed. The Borg says they're going to replace my penis with an artificial implant, my wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.