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Stop The Minions

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Raven cook
11 years ago

The minions have possessed my mom. Pls help.

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Josie Birchmier
11 years ago

I HATE MINONS

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Anonymous
11 years ago

Fuck minions god damn they will soon rot in hell

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Lisa
11 years ago

THEY MUST DIE

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Olivia
11 years ago

Fuck minions man

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zoey camp
11 years ago

destroy minions!!!!

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Anonymous
11 years ago

Minions are truly disgusting creatures. Thank you for making this wonderful petition.

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Omer
11 years ago

THOSE LITTLE YELLOW DILDO FUCKS ARE ANNOYING,AND ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!

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Jamie Healy Gelletlie
11 years ago

Minions are fucking scum bags

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Junko
11 years ago

These fucking yellow tic tags are tacking over the fucking world and- UGHHHWNXIWNXK. These spawns of satan must be sent back to hell and never be seen aGaiN

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Kyra Lynn Jumper
11 years ago

First it was despicable me. Everything was okay. They were just some side characters. Then, they made Despicable Me 2. Things started getting a little wild. Minions started to appear everywhere.. then... they announced a Minion movie. The minions blew up everywhere. Everywhere. Stores, furniture, bedding, clothes, toys, food, etc. Anything you can think of that is a necessity: minions took over. The world isn't ending. It already ended when they announced the Minion movie. We are dealing with the explosion from the bomb that was dropped. It's too much. I pray my kids will be safe from this minion madness in the future. I pray it'll all be over with. My family is suffering greatly from minion madness. My aunts Facebook page is full of ridiculous quotes with a random minion beside which contradicts the meaning of the quote. Every post... has a minion. She's lost in the minion madness, I don't know if there is a cure for her. I hope this petition will stop minions. I'll take the frozen merchandise over minions everywhere any day. Help.

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Jaden Mikits
11 years ago

The minions need to be stopped

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Eugene Snart
11 years ago Featured

since the beginning, i, too, have had a hatred of minions. i am constantly seeing the disgusting yellow tubes poisioning the youth of every nation. the way they are able to conform all these people into one group of ignorant, blind followers is astounding and completely unlawful in this day and age.

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Anika Allsom
11 years ago Featured

these disgusting yellow tubes must be put to an end, they have tainted our media and now are getting their own movie??!?! what kind of hellish beast deserves what they have?

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Lauren
11 years ago

BURN THEM ALL

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alyssa vapelord
11 years ago

these little fuckers have RUINED ME

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alex
11 years ago

they're gay af

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jordan
11 years ago

screw the minions in the ear whispering Adam

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heu
11 years ago

lol agree

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Kate
11 years ago

Stop the minions 2k15