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Stop The Minions

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Lucy
11 years ago

Minions are horrible and must be destroyed.

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Wilbo
11 years ago

These things are ruining my life. Please help stop them.

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alexis
11 years ago

KILL ALL MINIONS

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Keely
11 years ago

Yes. Finally..

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Isobel Heffernan
11 years ago

Thank you for making such a worthy petition. Finally I can release my undying hatred for those despicable yellow ogers. They are the biggest crime in this society. They are not cute they are DEATHLY. Please do not hesitate to viciously murder them, please nothing subtle, because a gruesome death is what they truely deserve. Thank you so much xxx

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Alejandra Castellanos
11 years ago

DESTROY ALL MINIONS

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Anonymous
11 years ago

Why does this even need a petition? I would rather touch a used plaster in a swimming pool than look at those disgusting "minions" they're so gross I'm not even giving them a capital M

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jose stuart
11 years ago

STOP THOSE FUCKERS STOM EM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

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Delaney Winkler
11 years ago

I DON'T HAVE TO BE ABLE TOO SEE ME

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Lucas D
11 years ago

MINIONS NEED TO BE STOPPED

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Niah
11 years ago

I HATE MINIONS THEY MUST BE STOPPED I'm @screwminions btw

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Anonymous
11 years ago

I HATE THOSE STUPID CORNPOPS.

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Skylar Grace
11 years ago

Minions are an abomination to humanity. End of story.

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Alexis Ogle
11 years ago

I hate these things so bad -_-

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Sandra
11 years ago

THESE BASTARD MINIONS DESERVE TO ROT IN HELL WHERE THEY CAME FROM NEXT TIME I SEE A FUCKING MINION MEME ARE A BUZZFEED ARTICLE ABOUT THEM IM GOING TO SHAVE MY PUBES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THERE CREATORS THROAT AND THEN IM GOING TO GRAB A BANANA AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP HIS ASS HE'LL NEVER DARE SAY BANANA AGAIN

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Eleanor King
11 years ago

I will do whatever it takes to destroy this monstrosity. Please spread this, society is just going downhill from here.

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Sophia Carpenter
11 years ago

minions are a disgrace to the human race.

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memelord
11 years ago

Just end the madness.

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Arlene
11 years ago

STOP THE MINIONS 2K15

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Deja Lewis
11 years ago

Fuck minions