The campaign to remove these yellow figures from our common spaces has reached its conclusion with the total withdrawal of the upcoming promotional materials. Your collective insistence that we preserve the integrity of our cultural landscape brought about this result. We have succeeded in our goal but we must remain …
July 25, 2017
Final supporters
We all know that the Minions are a disgrace to humanity.
You have seen the abominations printed on various sorts of merchandise. From fruit snacks, to cereals, to cleaning products, it's clear they have become a nuisance to our lives. You go on Facebook and see such atrocities put into memes, when the memes are irrelevant to minions! I have seen on the Instagram page, @minion.s, there is a video showing two dogs dressed in minion costumes. That is practically a form of animal cruelty, to adorn dogs as minions! These anathemas must be stopped to protect our daily lives.
Moving on, the minions do not show entitlement to their own movie. They do not even speak English! From previews, I have witnessed that the half-witted aversions only seem to hurt each other or show how unintelligent they are. One of the trailers says that the “minions flock to the baddest villains.” Despite the fact that it could mean a number of things, this could point to the inevitable that minions are Nazis. I cannot begin to fathom why these yellow twinkies are getting their own movie.
By signing this petition, you are helping to stop the abominations from taking over our media, despite the thorough spread of them is already embedded in our media. Help to make a difference by taking a few seconds to sign it.
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Reached 100 supporters
July 16, 2017
85 Comments
i will do anything to stop these inferior creatures from consuming the lives of people of Facebook. thank you for giving me this opportunity.
My friend is being driven clinically insane by these yellow things and I want them gone before she finally goes mad!
these minions are an outrage ! i am no longer safe from them even in my own home. stop this madness !
my life has already been heavily affected by these monstrosities. they follow me everywhere; i cant sleep, eat, or go out without an image of a yellow pickle haunting me. please stop this now before others suffer the same fate i have suffered.
smh @ minions taking over everything! minions need to be stopped;; those irrelevant unedible twinkies must gO
Ogreism for life! Down with the Minionites!
I h8 minions
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The campaign to remove these yellow figures from our common spaces has reached its conclusion with the total withdrawal of the upcoming promotional materials. Your collective insistence that we preserve the integrity of our cultural landscape brought about this result. We have succeeded in our goal but we must remain …
July 25, 2017
Final supporters
We all know that the Minions are a disgrace to humanity.
You have seen the abominations printed on various sorts of merchandise. From fruit snacks, to cereals, to cleaning products, it's clear they have become a nuisance to our lives. You go on Facebook and see such atrocities put into memes, when the memes are irrelevant to minions! I have seen on the Instagram page, @minion.s, there is a video showing two dogs dressed in minion costumes. That is practically a form of animal cruelty, to adorn dogs as minions! These anathemas must be stopped to protect our daily lives.
Moving on, the minions do not show entitlement to their own movie. They do not even speak English! From previews, I have witnessed that the half-witted aversions only seem to hurt each other or show how unintelligent they are. One of the trailers says that the “minions flock to the baddest villains.” Despite the fact that it could mean a number of things, this could point to the inevitable that minions are Nazis. I cannot begin to fathom why these yellow twinkies are getting their own movie.
By signing this petition, you are helping to stop the abominations from taking over our media, despite the thorough spread of them is already embedded in our media. Help to make a difference by taking a few seconds to sign it.
Updates
Reached 100 supporters
July 16, 2017
85 Comments
Minions need to be stopped, as well as the minion memes on facebook. The minion there in the bottom left-hand corner usually has no purpose and no reason to be there.
i will do anything to stop these inferior creatures from consuming the lives of people of Facebook. thank you for giving me this opportunity.
My friend is being driven clinically insane by these yellow things and I want them gone before she finally goes mad!
these minions are an outrage ! i am no longer safe from them even in my own home. stop this madness !
my life has already been heavily affected by these monstrosities. they follow me everywhere; i cant sleep, eat, or go out without an image of a yellow pickle haunting me. please stop this now before others suffer the same fate i have suffered.
smh @ minions taking over everything! minions need to be stopped;; those irrelevant unedible twinkies must gO
Ogreism for life! Down with the Minionites!
I h8 minions
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Minions need to be stopped, as well as the minion memes on facebook. The minion there in the bottom left-hand corner usually has no purpose and no reason to be there.