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Stop the Loch Ness monster from getting your tree fiddy

Stop the Loch Ness monster from getting your tree fiddy

Closed — 82 supporters Verified

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Nick C.
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Robert W.
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Austin C.
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Ashleigh c.
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Francis o.
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Started by Tyler Caudle 11 years, 4 months ago
Have you ever been browsing the web and you happened upon an amazing deal on one of the major online retailers such as eBay or Amazon? If this happened to you and you actually purchased the item at the low low price of only $3.50 then chances are this was set up by the Loch Ness Monster you will not get any of the items that you buy from the Loch Ness Monster, they have an insatiable lust for tree fiddy there is no way for them to fulfill their needs in this day and age without ripping off people online. This petition is a petition to cut off all internet acces to Scotland where all of the Loch Ness Monsters live so they can no longer scam people online.

Updates

April 21, 2015

I am honestly a bit overwhelmed by how many of you decided to back this idea. I thought I was just venting into the void but it turns out there are plenty of you who have also dealt with that monster. This momentum is entirely down to the people who took the time to read this.

80 Comments

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Travis Cordeau
11 years ago Featured

For too long has this menace to society been scheming against our pocket money. I say no longer.

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Carter Spreen
11 years ago Featured

Hi, I recently purchased an iPhone case for tree fiddy, and I was surprised to find out that it would not arrive. I just hope that people in the future will not have to deal with the cruelty of these beasts. Please help me stop this inhumanity.

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Alex heffes
11 years ago Featured

I think Nessy is a hunk, and a general piece of eye candy. HOWEVER, one day I tried to buy his used pair of underwhear and did not receive my item.

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Helga Flugelhorn
11 years ago Featured

God damn this one loch ness monster scammed me outta my tree fiddy by promising hentai magezines and i didn't get nothin!

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Paula
11 years ago Featured

This madness must end! Both my tree and fiddy have been abducted by these literal monster

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Lucas
11 years ago Featured

I support this, 100%. I was completely ripped off like a fart when I bought 100 of these low priced items. Loch Ness and Scotland must be stopped.

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Ally
8 years ago

this is one of few causes I support. And I'm gay. So please make it happen

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Lilly
8 years ago

This needs to end

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