My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree! Now we need a new tree! I'm gonna--break his little fingers!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S, and S&M outfits.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
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MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife put on three perfumes at once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20 '000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I want Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion, my fat as bulging and crushing it, and getting my poo smell on it!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. Seymour looks so sad watching me sit on his baby bl*nkey while on the computer. I told Seymour, my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
We have all rights and liberty to live provide for ourselves without any harassment, discrimination, eugenics nor genocide to the American people of North America.
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. When god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree! Now we need a new tree! I'm gonna--break his little fingers!
For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S, and S&M outfits.
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!
My wife put on three perfumes at once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!
I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20 '000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!
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I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I want Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion, my fat as bulging and crushing it, and getting my poo smell on it!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. Seymour looks so sad watching me sit on his baby bl*nkey while on the computer. I told Seymour, my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!
We have all rights and liberty to live provide for ourselves without any harassment, discrimination, eugenics nor genocide to the American people of North America.
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. When god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!