My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
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MAD
3 years ago
My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
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GUY
3 years ago
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KATIE SEARFOSS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up, I was bald and pale. KATIE said she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I told the COP/PIG, I wanted to be arrested. When he refused, I threw a trash can at his car. The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished, I'm going to the POKEY!
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Copper Tone
3 years ago
I agree 1000000000000%
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COLM
3 years ago
When I saw my wife, I said, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! When I saw my baby, I said, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
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WIFE
3 years ago
My DI¢K-FACE husband made fun of my butt and thighs, so I put on my jeans that push up my butt and sat on his baby bl*nkey. I told him my bubble butt is crushing his bl*nkey!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Earlier I made fun of my wife's 6XL size butt and thick thighs. So she sat on my baby bl*nkey. She knows how much I love my baby bl*nkey. She saw how sad I was seeing her butt and thick thighs bulging on my bl*nkey. My bl*nkey is so crushed.
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Wife
3 years ago
My husband is an A$$ HOLE. My thighs got so thick when I sat down. NO MORE SHORTS!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
When my wife sat down in shorts, I made fun of how thick her thighs were. Damn! She crushed the entire chair. That's why she doesn't wear shorts no more!
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Devyn Carey
3 years ago
One branch was all it took and all it takes to shine through the myths and fog. Peace and Power to the autochthonous amerikhans. (Pumonkey/Powhatan warrior)
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago
During the AUSTRALIAN -AMERICAN war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now, I can't feel a thing. NOT A DAMN THING!!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE PANTIES instead of THONGS! I confiscated the PANTIES. She shouldn't even be wearing PANTIES, anyway!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I went shopping today. I put back the hamburger buns and when I went back to get them, I saw an old lady grab them. I'm sitting at home thinking about them hamburger buns that never came home with me. I'm sorry, hamburger buns. Excuse me, I need to be alone.
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARRS brother! RINGO and DINGO.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I don't know why I stole my wife's panty and smelled it, BUT I DID! I don't know why I jacked off in public, BUT I DID!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me? WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in the yard!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I asked KATIE SEARFOSS if she would sit on my baby bl*nkey. I wanted her to get her sexy butt smell on bl*nkey. She left her sexy cucumber melon -perfume butt smell on bl*nkey!
My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
KATIE SEARFOSS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up, I was bald and pale. KATIE said she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments!
I told the COP/PIG, I wanted to be arrested. When he refused, I threw a trash can at his car. The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished, I'm going to the POKEY!
I agree 1000000000000%
When I saw my wife, I said, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! When I saw my baby, I said, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
My DI¢K-FACE husband made fun of my butt and thighs, so I put on my jeans that push up my butt and sat on his baby bl*nkey. I told him my bubble butt is crushing his bl*nkey!
Earlier I made fun of my wife's 6XL size butt and thick thighs. So she sat on my baby bl*nkey. She knows how much I love my baby bl*nkey. She saw how sad I was seeing her butt and thick thighs bulging on my bl*nkey. My bl*nkey is so crushed.
My husband is an A$$ HOLE. My thighs got so thick when I sat down. NO MORE SHORTS!
When my wife sat down in shorts, I made fun of how thick her thighs were. Damn! She crushed the entire chair. That's why she doesn't wear shorts no more!
One branch was all it took and all it takes to shine through the myths and fog. Peace and Power to the autochthonous amerikhans. (Pumonkey/Powhatan warrior)
During the AUSTRALIAN -AMERICAN war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now, I can't feel a thing. NOT A DAMN THING!!
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE PANTIES instead of THONGS! I confiscated the PANTIES. She shouldn't even be wearing PANTIES, anyway!
I went shopping today. I put back the hamburger buns and when I went back to get them, I saw an old lady grab them. I'm sitting at home thinking about them hamburger buns that never came home with me. I'm sorry, hamburger buns. Excuse me, I need to be alone.
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARRS brother! RINGO and DINGO.
I don't know why I stole my wife's panty and smelled it, BUT I DID! I don't know why I jacked off in public, BUT I DID!
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me? WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in the yard!
I asked KATIE SEARFOSS if she would sit on my baby bl*nkey. I wanted her to get her sexy butt smell on bl*nkey. She left her sexy cucumber melon -perfume butt smell on bl*nkey!