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STOP ANTI-AMERICANISM

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

My boss didn't give me that raise! So I asked him if his mom still works at the WH0RE HOUSE, and if she's still offering the 2+for-1 special!

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DUDE
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I get so horny watching Aunt Debbie sit on my baby bl*nkey. Her gorgeous thighs are thick on bl*nkey, her bubble butt crushing bl*nkey. When I get close to Aunt Debbie, I can smell her lotion butt smell getting on bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

There's nothing I can do for my FOUR baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie captured them all and sits on them with her sexy bubble butt!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour is visiting. I'm making him watch me sit on one of his baby bl*nkies. I lean over and he sees his bl*nkey stuck up my butt!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I went to Aunt Debbie's house to visit my former baby bl*nkies. I can tell she humped one of them, it was wet from her PU$$Y!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

I'm glad I kept my nephew's baby bl*nkies. I humped one of Seymour's bl*nkies, I got so horny and my PU$$Y dripped on it!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

Before going to bed, I finally took my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey out of my panty. My crotch got him nice and wet. Plus,my lotion butt smell forged his bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I'm thinking about my FOUR yellow baby bl*nkies that Aunt Debbie took away from me. She said I'm too old. I'm only 21! Aunt Debbie wrote me a text saying that my bl*nkies will serve her ass. She has one in her panties while working around. I can imagine how sexy her butt smell is on bl*nkey!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour is too old for baby bl*nkies. I hide his FOUR bl*nkies in my panty drawer. Today I'm walking around with one of his bl*nkies in my leopard panty I'm wearing. I like having his bl*nkey go up my butt!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie won't give me back my FOUR baby bl*nkies! She keeps three of them in her panty drawer and she's sitting on the fourth.

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour is 21. He still needs his FOUR baby bl*nkies. That's why I captured his bl*nkies and sit on them in my yoga pants that go up my butt. I make Seymour watch me sit on his bl*nkies. I'm trying to get him use to not having his bl*nkies!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

All FOUR of my nephew Seymour's yellow baby bl*nkies have been reborn with a greater purpose, to serve my ass as a cushion. Seymour can't help his baby bl*nkey while my ass is crushing it and making it smell like my lotion butt smell!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew, Seymour, got another new baby bl*nkey today. I captured his new bl*nkey and put it on my stool at my computer. Im sitting on his soft, new bl*nkey as I write this message. Im sitting on his bl*nkey in my leopard panty, wiggling my butt around. All four of his bl*nkies met the same fate, under my butt as a cushion.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie just yanked my FOURTH new yellow baby bl*nkey out of my hands. She says my new yellow baby bl*nkey will meet the same fate as my other three baby bl*nkies, serving her ass as a cushion while she works at her computer!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is going to use my FOURTH yellow baby bl*nkey as her cushion at her work computer. She wants to initiate my new bl*nkey by sitting on him in her leopard panty! Aunt Debbie wiggled her sexy bubble butt around on my FOURTH new bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I'm getting so horny! My FOURTH new baby bl*nkey is under Aunt Debbie's bubble butt in her leopard panty! Her thighs are thick and bl*nkey is completely crushed. Her lotion butt smell is getting forged on my new bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie says she can work for hours while sitting on bl*nkey as her cushion!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie finally got up off my FOURTH new baby bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie already used my new baby bl*nkey as a cushion while at her work computer. I didn't even get to snuggle with my new baby bl*nkey and she already used my bl*nkey as a cushion. Her lotion butt smell replaced the new smell. Aunt Debbie has FOUR of my bl*nkies to choose as a cushion while at her work computer!

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SAD DUDE
3 years ago

My beloved KATIE SEARFOSS was assimilated by a borg drone. I found her unconscious body on the ground. She has puncture wounds on her neck where the drone injected nanoprobes into her. She's turning pale!