My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over and did a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I like to sing in the shower! I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!
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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
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Gnome
3 years ago
Wanna hear what my wife gave me for Christmas? An appointment for a PENILE IMPLANT surgery! Ouch, my pride!
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Miss LaGroin
3 years ago
My husband has terrible aim. You should see our TOILET SEAT!
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SINGER
3 years ago
SINGING: The rules that CONSTRAIN other men--mean nothing to MCBAIN!!!!!
(Music continues)
The fascists causing PAIN--two other men--
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I went out on a date with this hot blonde and came home with a souvenir --HER PANTY!
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
I love sitting on my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey after being washed. It's tall and fluffy and I wiggle around on his bl*nkey. I could sit at my computer all day with his baby bl*nkey under my butt as a cushion.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I have three yellow baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie likes to sit on a different one everyday while at work at home on her computer. I washed my FIRST bl*nkey today. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell.
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My bastard kids are F**KERS! They didn't appreciate their Christmas gifts, so I tore down the tree already and threw it in the RUBBISH BIN! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
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MimiOlom kayamksbal
3 years ago
*American (n.) A native of America originally "applied to the aboriginals or copper – colored races…
We, the free peoples of the Western Hemisphere and the Americas are and will remain Aborigine
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Pomaj-chakmam-yajalaji
3 years ago
We are the only original American people
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My bastard kids are F**KERS. Instead of buying me a Christmas present, they just wrapped up some old underwear of mine! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My bastard kids are F**KERS! I bought them a lot of crap for Christmas, and still they stole everything from my wallet! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
F
FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents. NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas. She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My neighbor gaveme a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!
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MAD
3 years ago
I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit the damn thing with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!
My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over and did a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!
I like to sing in the shower! I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
Wanna hear what my wife gave me for Christmas? An appointment for a PENILE IMPLANT surgery! Ouch, my pride!
My husband has terrible aim. You should see our TOILET SEAT!
SINGING: The rules that CONSTRAIN other men--mean nothing to MCBAIN!!!!! (Music continues) The fascists causing PAIN--two other men--
I went out on a date with this hot blonde and came home with a souvenir --HER PANTY!
I love sitting on my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey after being washed. It's tall and fluffy and I wiggle around on his bl*nkey. I could sit at my computer all day with his baby bl*nkey under my butt as a cushion.
I have three yellow baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie likes to sit on a different one everyday while at work at home on her computer. I washed my FIRST bl*nkey today. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell.
My bastard kids are F**KERS! They didn't appreciate their Christmas gifts, so I tore down the tree already and threw it in the RUBBISH BIN! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
*American (n.) A native of America originally "applied to the aboriginals or copper – colored races… We, the free peoples of the Western Hemisphere and the Americas are and will remain Aborigine
We are the only original American people
My bastard kids are F**KERS. Instead of buying me a Christmas present, they just wrapped up some old underwear of mine! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
My bastard kids are F**KERS! I bought them a lot of crap for Christmas, and still they stole everything from my wallet! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!
I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents. NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas. She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
My neighbor gaveme a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!
I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit the damn thing with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!