Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its---

In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!

My friends names are RODENT, PINWORM, STABWOUND. My wife asks where the hell I dig up these guys!

My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.

Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!

I call random people on the phone and when they answer, I say, Do you mind? I'm busy!

I took a picture of my wife on the TOILET taking a DUMP. I MASTURBATE to that picture!

The season two premiere of Star Trek Picard scored 200.1 million viewers on B.V.N.

My husband smells our daughters panties! He's a pig, he's vermin, he's CA-CA---

I decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!!

There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!

I put bullets in my gun in the hopes that one day I get to SHOOT SOMEONE!!!

I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!

FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood! Thank you, democrats!

BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!

I caught my husband with the underwear from that pom-pom bimbo, Lisa, next door. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow!!

Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're going to replace my PENIS with an artificial implant. My wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.

I work at a supermarket. I get to bring home the EXPIRED food!

Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?

People making noises makes me lose my temper!