Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago
I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke because, like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!
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BOSS
3 years ago
One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat down, he set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!
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FATHER
3 years ago
Someone knocked on our door. I yelled at my son, to get the
$HIT-KICKIN' door!
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REX LINN
3 years ago
Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!
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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago
When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!
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Georgie Cooper
3 years ago
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I Knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer the door, I ask if I can smell their butts!
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Gus Fring
3 years ago
Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Everyday KATIE SEARFOSS sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over to play video games. KATIE is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her yoga pants. KATIE says bl*nkey is up her butt crack like her yoga pants. KATIE has her legs spread open, I see some of my bl*nkey flat underneath her V-A-G-I-N-A!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS did her laundry today. I JACK OFF watching her fold her panties and thongs!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
When my house got broken into and my family was being beaten, I hid in the closet and wet myself ☹️☹️
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Kevin Franklin
3 years ago
My wife, Essence, is grossly overweight, 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!!!
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McKean
3 years ago
Which are you---
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. FAAGGOT
D. N-I-G-G-E-R
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McSped
3 years ago
Sometimes, when I put oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!
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CAPTAIN
3 years ago
I love hard to port. That's my favorite command. Even when the ship leaves port, I order hard to port. Ship got banged up and now I'm unemployed!
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Les
3 years ago
I've had it with my son's complaining. I told him to gather up his PUS and get out!
I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke because, like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!
For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!
One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat down, he set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!
Someone knocked on our door. I yelled at my son, to get the $HIT-KICKIN' door!
Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!
I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.
I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!
When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
I Knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer the door, I ask if I can smell their butts!
Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always
Everyday KATIE SEARFOSS sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over to play video games. KATIE is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her yoga pants. KATIE says bl*nkey is up her butt crack like her yoga pants. KATIE has her legs spread open, I see some of my bl*nkey flat underneath her V-A-G-I-N-A!
KATIE SEARFOSS did her laundry today. I JACK OFF watching her fold her panties and thongs!
When my house got broken into and my family was being beaten, I hid in the closet and wet myself ☹️☹️
My wife, Essence, is grossly overweight, 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!!!
Which are you--- A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT D. N-I-G-G-E-R
Sometimes, when I put oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!
I love hard to port. That's my favorite command. Even when the ship leaves port, I order hard to port. Ship got banged up and now I'm unemployed!
I've had it with my son's complaining. I told him to gather up his PUS and get out!