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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago

I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke because, like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!

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BOSS
3 years ago

One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat down, he set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!

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FATHER
3 years ago

Someone knocked on our door. I yelled at my son, to get the $HIT-KICKIN' door!

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REX LINN
3 years ago

Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago

I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.

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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago

I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!

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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago

When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!

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Georgie Cooper
3 years ago

My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️

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Fekkish
3 years ago

I Knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer the door, I ask if I can smell their butts!

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Gus Fring
3 years ago

Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Everyday KATIE SEARFOSS sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over to play video games. KATIE is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her yoga pants. KATIE says bl*nkey is up her butt crack like her yoga pants. KATIE has her legs spread open, I see some of my bl*nkey flat underneath her V-A-G-I-N-A!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS did her laundry today. I JACK OFF watching her fold her panties and thongs!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

When my house got broken into and my family was being beaten, I hid in the closet and wet myself ☹️☹️

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Kevin Franklin
3 years ago

My wife, Essence, is grossly overweight, 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!!!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you--- A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT D. N-I-G-G-E-R

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McSped
3 years ago

Sometimes, when I put oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!

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CAPTAIN
3 years ago

I love hard to port. That's my favorite command. Even when the ship leaves port, I order hard to port. Ship got banged up and now I'm unemployed!

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Les
3 years ago

I've had it with my son's complaining. I told him to gather up his PUS and get out!