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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Frischman
4 years ago

Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!

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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago

Just got home with my HO girlfriend, Shannon, my son Kyree and my new shiit stain newborn child. I still don't know what it's name is, or even the gender!

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AUNT DEBBIE
4 years ago

Hi, folks! Seymour's aunt Debbie here! Right now I'm sitting on his yellow baby bl*nkey! I pulled my pants down and I'm sitting on his bl*nkey in my black lace leopard thong! His bl*nkey is so soft on my butt cheeks, I'm wiggling around on his baby bl*nkey, getting my sexy lotion butt smell forged on bl*nkey! I'm so horny! Sitting on Seymour's baby bl*nkey in my sexy leopard thong. Now I'm gonna a start farting on his bl*nkey! Bye!

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SAD DUDE
4 years ago

After my head caught on fire, the building inspector said my head is unfit for habitation. My head is scheduled for demolition! But--I don't wanna have my head torn down☹️

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Seymour
4 years ago

I leave my yellow baby bl*nkey over at my aunt debbie's house, she likes to sit on my bl*nkey, like a cushion, in her panties! She sits on bl*nkey so much her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey. Her sexy lotion butt smell is really sexy on bl*nkey!

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Ethan
4 years ago

[bowling bowl goes flying] I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!

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Joe Biden Ca Ca
4 years ago

We must first subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti. And various subjects that impeck the leecow.

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BIMBO
4 years ago

I must, I must! I must increase my bust!

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Gary
4 years ago

My wife's HUSBAND is coming to stay with us. I'll sleep on the couch, so my wife and her HUSBAND can have time together in our bedroom!

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KaSnarely Retardly
4 years ago

I can't get laid, not with a name like mine.☹️

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carol battisi
4 years ago

One in the hand is worth two in the VAGIINA!

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Moesha
4 years ago

Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!

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LUKE MCJIMPSON
4 years ago

I am in the military. What did I fight for? FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FAAGGOTS telling us what to do? FUUUCK THAT!

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LUKE MCJIMPSON
4 years ago

i am in the military

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Tcheky Karyo
4 years ago

America the best country? I THINK NOT!

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Clinton Pell
4 years ago

I tried joining the KKK, but got kicked out! Now I'm starting a RAPE GANG!

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Duke
4 years ago

My penis, Eduardo, got promoted to commandant! Eduardo is in command of an entire military school!

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Duke
4 years ago

People think I'm weird cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

My bath night is at the end of the month.

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Garth
4 years ago

Why does my ass smell after I take a ripe dump?