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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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SAD
4 years ago

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

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Sam
4 years ago

After dinner it's a tradition for me to make a little speech.

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DICK FACE
4 years ago

And it's a tradition for me to take a little nap!

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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
4 years ago

Offer no opposition to the COVID-19 vaccination shot or you'll be nullified!

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Mr Prick
4 years ago

My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties. She shouldn't even be wearing panties anyway!

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MIsty juergen
4 years ago

My husband+ in bed with our neighbor= two dead CUUNTS!

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!☹️

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Cooke
4 years ago

You scared mother fuuuuucker? Well you should be. Cause this green beret is gonna kick your big ass!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

I got CANNED today! Before I left work, I told my former boss, here's a little something I owe you! Then I punched him and he went flying into the wall!

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Red phosphorus
4 years ago

Don't breathe me in!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

When my boss said, I'm doing a really good job, and he's gonna give me a raise, I yelled at him:FUUUUUCK YOU! And then I exposed myself to the children in the building!

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CEREBRAL PAULSEY
4 years ago

Because of my disability, when I'm having sex with my wife, my P-E-N-I-S is jerky!

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CEREBRAL PAULSEY
4 years ago

Because of my disability, when I'm banging my wife, my penisis really jerky!

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Amanda Noon
4 years ago

My middle name is AFTER. So my full name is AMANDA AFTER NOON! Boy, do I have a sippy C-U-N-T!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago

Bad news Grand theft auto VI will cost 100 KETTRICS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

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Fekkish
4 years ago

I like oriental PU$$Y!

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Michael Knaggs
4 years ago

No vaccine. I'm a little faaggot!

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Michael Knaggs
4 years ago

No vaccine

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Shari Noldge
4 years ago

No guy dates me, I'm a total C-U-N-T!

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WORRIED
4 years ago

I'm in trouble! I was watching a X-FILES episode where cancer man was pushed down the steps in his wheelchair. I did the same thing to my grandfather in his wheelchair. He went flying down the steps and now he's not breathing!