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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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BOYFRIEND
4 years ago

When my girlfriend was a Borg drone, she looked sexy I her Borg body armor. Her boobs were showing in her breast mounds that were grafted on her chest and her ass was so round and shapely in her ass body armor. No wonder guys volunteered to be assimilated by her.

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FATHER
4 years ago

My son's school newspaper made fun of my SPEECH IMPEDIMENT! These papers are going straight to the shredder!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I've been arrested for PUBLIC MASTURBATION ☹️

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Quezada
4 years ago

The first scum bags that tried to kill me were Mexican cartel, not some German multi-national whatever!

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QUESTION
4 years ago

What is a bungaloid A. A type of a house B. An invader from the planet bungal C. A flower

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

I told my wife, I can't be ugly, anymore than she can pass an I.Q. test! Tonight I sleep on the couch!

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GUY
4 years ago

Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're gonna replace my penis with an artificial implant. My wife will like that! My new name is 8of 12. Farewell.

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MAD
4 years ago

A fight broke out at my party! The next one who throws a punch will have to answer to me! Now, I want to know, who started this shiit?!

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STAR TREK
4 years ago

Space the final frontier, these are the voyages of my PENIS! It's continuing mission, to seek out strange new VAGIINAS! To boldly go where no PENIS has gone before!

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!☹️

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new wife's cruelty never ceases! Instead of calling me by my name, she gave me a DESIGNATION! She calls me unit-0001. Also, according to her, I have no soul!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago

When my boyfriend disobeyed me, I injected my nanoprobes into his left cerebral hemisphere, I created an implanted in his brain, one he couldn't resist. Now he does what I tell him, he's a drone.

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Vaughn
4 years ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan!

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Vaughn
4 years ago

I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son or Dornar and Ansha!

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HAPPY
4 years ago

I'm onboard TITANIC 99! The other 98 TITANIC'S all hit icebergs and sank!

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Benjamin
4 years ago

You better hope there isn't a next time,mister. I could of came down hard on you once or twice, but that stops now. If you so much as litter on my lawn, I'll nail your D-I-C-K to my wall!

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FATHER
4 years ago

Son, I know you wanted that German shepherd, but all the pound had was a whippet.

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SON
4 years ago

I HATE WHIPPETS!!!

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DICK FACE
4 years ago

If my attack force doesn't find the ALBINO exactly where you said he'd be--the HIERARCHY will be informed!