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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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JAY
4 years ago

I understand, I haven't made any mistake

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WORRIED
4 years ago

I'm in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead, so I bonked my mother on the head with a baseball bat with barb wire on it! She's not breathing!

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Justin Case
4 years ago

My name is a fuuuuucking joke! JUSTIN CASE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!

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Ellen kohlman
4 years ago

I like being a Borg drone! My sexy figure shows even through my Borg body armor. My breast mounds were grafted on my 42DD tits, Borg abs, and sexy armor for my round apple honey butt cheeks. The rubber Borg shoes that were grafted on my feet make my feet look robotic!

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Seymour
4 years ago

Everyday, aunt Debbie uses my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion to sit on her stool as she works at her computer. Today aunt Debbie pulled her pants down and sat on my baby bl*nkey in her purple rose nylon wealurre thong! I wish I could of been bl*nkey, being sat on by aunt Debbie's rock hard butt in her sexy purple rose nylon wealurre thong! When she got up I smelled bl*nkey, her lotion butt smell was so sexy on bl*nkey, plus her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife just gave birth! Oh, god! What if she gave birth to the next ADOLF HITLER, or DONALD TRUMP?!

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Tune Man
4 years ago

MM-TIC-MM-MMM- TA-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC

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CAPTAIN
4 years ago

All hands, this is the captain. Proceed to the ESCAPE DILLDOS and abandon ship. Repeat: abandon ship! Program the DILLDOS to a heading of 1-8-7 mark 4. Well rendezvous in front of the brothel. Repeat: all hands proceed to the ESCAPE DILLDOS and abandon ship!

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KIPP ODONNELL and NEIL BEIDERMAN
4 years ago

We're gonna chop down the rainforest and turn the tree wood into backscratchers! Who needs the rainforest!

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Tamie knudson
4 years ago

God save my brothers and sisters!

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Amy Conway
4 years ago

I love being a Borg drone! I overpower men with my Borg strength! I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks! I love hearing them beg for mercy as I fill their veins with my nanoprobe, via my assimilation tubules!

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GIMP
4 years ago

You made a deal with the ALBINO?! Why would you do business with that scum bag?

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Dorine Graceffa
4 years ago

My husband loves it when I sit on his yellow baby bl*nkey in my panties! He loves the sexy smell of my butt! He always sn*ffs his bl*nkey after I sit on it!

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Dorine Graceffa
4 years ago

Stop the unconstitutional mandates

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Julie Formby
4 years ago

All I ever read on my once proud petition is, FUUUCK THIS, FUUUCK THAT, WELL FUUUCK YOU!!!

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Mr Prick
4 years ago

My son has one hour to graduate high school. One minute beyond that and he'll answer for it---with his life!

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Seymour
4 years ago

SOMEONE HELP ME! Amber DeMarco is going to sit on my innocent yellow baby bl*nkey! Shes only 16, and wear 6Xl size panties! Bl*nkey is afraid for his life, amber is wearing skin tight swear pants, her butt of death is so huge! KEEP YOUR FAT ASS CHEEKS OFF OF MY BL*NKEY! She got bl*nkey ready on her stool! She's going to sit on my bl*nkey! NO, NO!! She sat on him, her massive butt cheeks completely crush the stool, my bl*nkey can't be seen sticking out, when Amber DeMarco got up my yellow baby bl*nkey was dead, he looked like squished gum, stuck on the stool, her poo smell is really bad on my bl*nkey! Her butt of death killed my bl*nkey!

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Tammy Fenster
4 years ago

When my boyfriend disobeyed me, I injected my assimilation tubules in his neck. He gagged in pain as I injected my nanoprobes into his bloodstream. He didn't know I still have Borg technology in my body!

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Tammy Fenster
4 years ago

Keep our military strong. Stop forced vaccines. Remove military leaders who force the jab.

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BUBBA
4 years ago

My bath night is at the end of the month!