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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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BOL L GOL
4 years ago

Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!

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Manu
4 years ago

I decided to rebel against being treated like a child. When my aunt got the Yahtzee game ready, I knocked it off the table. I'm such a bad ass!

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FATHER
4 years ago

I was driving me bastard son and his ass hole friend home from dinner, then I had a brain fart. I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!

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FATHER
4 years ago

My brain farts are getting worse. In my house, I asked my son and his friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!

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FATHER
4 years ago

My shiit-kicking son and his ass hole friend make fun of my brain farts. They asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said, ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!

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FATHER
4 years ago

My brain is done, it's fried. I called the BUNT cake my wife was cooking a C-U-N-T cake. My son and ass hole friend couldn't stop laughing!

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BONITO
4 years ago

Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

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Mike Perry
4 years ago

I can't get laid, I have a tiny penis, it's pathetic!

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Charley
4 years ago

Vanessa. You are my wife, but you can't tell me how to vote! I'm an individual, what do you say to that?!

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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago

You WILL submit to punishment protocol 9-alpha, CASTRATION! You will not disobey me!

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JERRY
4 years ago

Mary! Hand me the PARCEL! They're expecting me to deliver the PARCEL. You're going to screw up the deal. I made this deal, now hand me the PARCEL, before you screw up the deal!

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JERRY
4 years ago

Mary! They're shutting us down. You didn't hand me the PARCEL, that screwed up the deal. They're shutting us down!

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WORRIED
4 years ago

I'm in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead! I hit my friend on the head with a baseball bat with barbwire, his heads bleeding and he's not breathing!

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not. Tonight I sleep on the couch!

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Nigel
4 years ago

My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!

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Sondra Safer
4 years ago

I sat on my husband's yellow baby bl*nkey! I use his bl*nkey like a cushion. I like to smell his bl*nkey after I get up sitting on his bl*nkey! My sexy powder and perfume butt smell gets nice and forged on his bl*nkey! I have a sexy smelling ass!

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SAD DUDE
4 years ago

My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!

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Francine Fortin
4 years ago

Freedom

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LUCAN
4 years ago

I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the area!☹️

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Anonymous
4 years ago

The data is in. The unvaccinated and vaccinated are transmitted covid at the same rates. And it's treatable. Stop demanding people take this potentially dangerous vaccine.