Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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BOL L GOL
4 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!
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Manu
4 years ago
I decided to rebel against being treated like a child. When my aunt got the Yahtzee game ready, I knocked it off the table. I'm such a bad ass!
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FATHER
4 years ago
I was driving me bastard son and his ass hole friend home from dinner, then I had a brain fart. I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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FATHER
4 years ago
My brain farts are getting worse. In my house, I asked my son and his friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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FATHER
4 years ago
My shiit-kicking son and his ass hole friend make fun of my brain farts. They asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said, ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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FATHER
4 years ago
My brain is done, it's fried. I called the BUNT cake my wife was cooking a C-U-N-T cake. My son and ass hole friend couldn't stop laughing!
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BONITO
4 years ago
Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
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Mike Perry
4 years ago
I can't get laid, I have a tiny penis, it's pathetic!
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Charley
4 years ago
Vanessa. You are my wife, but you can't tell me how to vote! I'm an individual, what do you say to that?!
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
You WILL submit to punishment protocol 9-alpha, CASTRATION! You will not disobey me!
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JERRY
4 years ago
Mary! Hand me the PARCEL! They're expecting me to deliver the PARCEL. You're going to screw up the deal. I made this deal, now hand me the PARCEL, before you screw up the deal!
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JERRY
4 years ago
Mary! They're shutting us down. You didn't hand me the PARCEL, that screwed up the deal. They're shutting us down!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead! I hit my friend on the head with a baseball bat with barbwire, his heads bleeding and he's not breathing!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not. Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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Nigel
4 years ago
My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!
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Sondra Safer
4 years ago
I sat on my husband's yellow baby bl*nkey! I use his bl*nkey like a cushion. I like to smell his bl*nkey after I get up sitting on his bl*nkey! My sexy powder and perfume butt smell gets nice and forged on his bl*nkey! I have a sexy smelling ass!
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SAD DUDE
4 years ago
My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!
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Francine Fortin
4 years ago
Freedom
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LUCAN
4 years ago
I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the area!☹️
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Anonymous
4 years ago
The data is in. The unvaccinated and vaccinated are transmitted covid at the same rates. And it's treatable. Stop demanding people take this potentially dangerous vaccine.
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!
I decided to rebel against being treated like a child. When my aunt got the Yahtzee game ready, I knocked it off the table. I'm such a bad ass!
I was driving me bastard son and his ass hole friend home from dinner, then I had a brain fart. I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My brain farts are getting worse. In my house, I asked my son and his friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My shiit-kicking son and his ass hole friend make fun of my brain farts. They asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said, ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My brain is done, it's fried. I called the BUNT cake my wife was cooking a C-U-N-T cake. My son and ass hole friend couldn't stop laughing!
Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
I can't get laid, I have a tiny penis, it's pathetic!
Vanessa. You are my wife, but you can't tell me how to vote! I'm an individual, what do you say to that?!
You WILL submit to punishment protocol 9-alpha, CASTRATION! You will not disobey me!
Mary! Hand me the PARCEL! They're expecting me to deliver the PARCEL. You're going to screw up the deal. I made this deal, now hand me the PARCEL, before you screw up the deal!
Mary! They're shutting us down. You didn't hand me the PARCEL, that screwed up the deal. They're shutting us down!
I'm in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead! I hit my friend on the head with a baseball bat with barbwire, his heads bleeding and he's not breathing!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not. Tonight I sleep on the couch!
My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!
I sat on my husband's yellow baby bl*nkey! I use his bl*nkey like a cushion. I like to smell his bl*nkey after I get up sitting on his bl*nkey! My sexy powder and perfume butt smell gets nice and forged on his bl*nkey! I have a sexy smelling ass!
My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!
Freedom
I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the area!☹️
The data is in. The unvaccinated and vaccinated are transmitted covid at the same rates. And it's treatable. Stop demanding people take this potentially dangerous vaccine.