Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

My wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me! She's implanting nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell.

I created my own television network, it's called--- Taste In Television Services

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!

John Jacob Astor is my new husband. He's a FAAGGOT and his ass is WHOPPED!

I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!

Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O, and on his farm he had a COP, E-I-E-I-O. With an oink oink here, an oink oink there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink!

Only 14 out of 112 ships made it back to America. We're losing the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war☹️

I can't get laid, not with a name like mine☹️

If. you'll excuse me, I need to change my thong!

I'm smelling my wife's panty! HOOFA! Holy Toledo, thats rank!

In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!

I'm the founder of a secret organization, it's called-- Criminals Utilizing New Technologies

I love my CEREBRAL BOA weapon. It's a most sadistic, evil, weapon. It fires a TIT-LIKE device that attaches itself to the targeted victims skull. Once it does that, the victim spends their last 30 seconds of life shaking hard and vomiting like a fire hydrant, then their head explodes!

I can't hit that guy who touched my wife! I just my hair cut, and nails done.

I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-class!

Why do I have such a PUSHOG name?!

I do not want to take the jab!

I found my beloved Katie Searfoss laying down on the ground, she's turning pale and growing raw Borg implants. Someone injected nanoprobes into her bloodstream!!!

I fart so much, my wife has to spray wherever I walk in our house☹️

My wife looked at my high school report cards, she said my PENIS is bigger then my BRAIN ☹️