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I'm not a clown no more. I went to a children's party asking the kids if they want to hear DILLDO JOKES! The parents weren't amused. Now I'm in the POKEY!☹️

As you know, I have my Aunt Debbie sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. Today I had CELINE WIDDICK sit on bl*nkey in her nylon light brown leopard thong she's wiggling around on bl*nkey, getting her sexy watermelon hand soap butt smell forged on bl*nkey. Her ass is so TAN! CELINE WIDDICK is on Twitter@celinabeana_0x

Sex is ok. BUT I HAVE NO PLACE FOR IT IN MY LIFE NOW!!!!

No place in your life for sex? Michael, are you some kinda faag?

I keep a TOILET JOURNAL. I record the size, color, and texture of my feces!

I have bad plumbing, my toilet can't flush my horse-like size WASTE. So I ask my neighbors if I can use their toilets, now they have clogged toilets!

My father asked me if I want to be a CHEF, like him, when I grow up. I said, NO! I'd rather be a MAN!

I'm married to Drew Stem. I'm wearing an XS size leopard thong!

I'm married to Drew Stem. I love sitting on Seymour's yellow baby bl*nkey! I then gett up and smell his baby bl*nkey, I forged my cucumber melon butt smell on Seymour's baby bl*nkey!

In Sex Ed class all the kids laughed at me when I called the lady private part a BAGINA!

I heard my yellow baby bl*nkey crying for help. CASSANDRA SHANNON captured bl*nkey and is going to sit on him! I like skinny, sexy women sitting on bl*nkey, like my Aunt Debbie. CASSANDRA SHANNON is 320 pounds! Bl*nkey is screaming for help, seeing how huge her butt of death butt cheeks are in skin tight jeans. CASSANDRA SHANNON sat on bl*nkey. Her fat ass bulges off the back off the chair, her thunder thighs are thick. I can't see any of my bl*nkey, he's completely crushed. I hear my bl*nkey crying as CASSANDRA SHANNON sits on him. An hour later she got up, bl*nkey gagged! My bl*nkey died. CASSANDRA SHANNON fat ass killed him, bl*nkey is now squished gum on the chair and he stinks like her poo, pad, and wipe butt smell. CASSANDRA SHANNON just gave bl*nkey a dirty Look!

I eat whatever I want and dont gain a pound. I abuse my body and it comes back asking for more!

BUFFY! You were destined to die, it was written!

Will you laugh when my hell is on earth?!

I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!

My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little SMACK HEAD! GET THE HELL OUT!!!

For my high school talent show, I just did a LOUD WET FART. The audience booed me and I lost. WHY?!

My wife use to be a Borg drone, whenever we have an argument, she injects her nanoprobes into my blood, via assimilation tubules. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get Borg implants out of your body?!

Tonight's the night when my wife and children shave MY BALLS!

My neighbors saw me get pulled over by that COP/PIG. The COP/PIG took out of my car: dozens of women's PANTIES, PORNO and SEX TOYS! I'm so embarrassed!