Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️☹️☹️

My lost comment I was moaning and groaning about getting the COVID shot. This time I'm whining about the sexy Debbie Boedeker Borg drone assimilating innocent people. Today I saw she captured some innocent guy. She held him with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into his neck! Debbie Boedeker was too strong for her victim. He couldn't fight back against the nanoprobe injection. I saw the veins in her left hand bulging as Debbie boedekers nanoprobes were flowing from her bloodstream into her victims bloodstream, via assimilation tubules. Borg drones forcing other people to be assimilated is TEN TIMES worse then the COVID-19 shot. At least he got to rub Debbie Boedekers ass as she assimilated him!

Please do not force this on the individuals who serve this country voluntarily.

I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color, and texter of my feces!

I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.

My brain farts never end. Today I was cooking on the grill and I almost cooked the food with my wife's THONG instead of a TONG! My bastard son and his ass hole friend couldn't stop laughing!

My wife got so jealous with this blonde I was flirting with. She ran up and injected her assimilation tubules into the blondes neck. The blonde is now on the ground turning pale, and growing raw Borg implants on her once sexy thighs!

My wife says my PENIS is bigger than my BRAIN ☹️

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD ☹️

My daughter is in the Navy.

My wife has her hand on my GROIN! What does she have in mind?!

My wife gets mad when I ask other women their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!

For my new years present, Aunt Debbie is going to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEATHER SKIRT, she's also wearing her shiny LEATHER PANTY with her LEATHER SKIRT! I'm getting so horny. She's now sitting on my bl*nkey! This is the best present!

For my new years eve party, I had no food or drinks for my guests. So I had to serve them VINEGAR and BIRDSEEDS! I'm so embarrassed ☹️

God Bless our Military, Do Not Comply! Real Americans stand with you. All of these so called "leaders" and quack 'scientists" must be punished for their illegal mandates which ARE NOT law.

Stop using illegal gene therapy to purge our military of God fearing, America loving personnel.

BETTY WHITE FINALLY EXPIRED! God knows when-2021

In my house, my son and I come first. My wife and daughter come second!

People ridicule my fishing stores name, MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!

My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!