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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Donald J Trump
4 years ago

This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country. Ok, I'm done.

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JOE BIDEN
4 years ago

First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, ka kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!

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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago

In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!

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NAJIMY
4 years ago

I have burrito smelling farts!

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LEECOW
4 years ago

My other PENIS is a VAGIINA!

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MacNicol
4 years ago

My college professor caught me living in the college steam tunnels! I'm so embarrassed ☹️

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Sakkath
4 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

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Mosquito Valentino
4 years ago

At 3 o'clock everyday in my house we stand on our heads!

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HANK SCHRAEDER
4 years ago

All TEN of my witnesses died in prison! Maybe it was a coincidence?

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Garth
4 years ago

My Mama got bit by a stray ALLIGATOR!

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Big Mike
4 years ago

The ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs! I DID! Killed them with my bare hands. NO! I ran them over with my truck!

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Armin
4 years ago

P.C.P. Gang members on P.C.P.

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Marsters
4 years ago

Somebody call the police! Some big guy is trying to bite somebody!

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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago

For our wedding anniversary, I CHEMICALLY CASTRATED my husband!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️

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LAUREL BOEDEKER ANTHONY
4 years ago

I'm such a FAT FUUUUCK! I wear 7XL size panties! My email is: [email protected]

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IVAN TABAKIAN
4 years ago

I ain't got nothing better to do. I'm gonna drop CINDER BLOCKS from the freeway bridge!♥️