Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
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GIMP
3 years ago
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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MAD
3 years ago
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS, was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face! The police told me if I punched him just a little harder I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!
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FATHER
3 years ago
I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!
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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago
My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.
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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago
My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!
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SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)
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Gnome
3 years ago
Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion. She rested my body on the ground and walked away!
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!
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Lance
3 years ago
Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!
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STERLING MACCER MCFAGGOT
3 years ago
I didn't know that Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck!
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Celine Widdick
3 years ago
I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!
TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS, was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!
When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face! The police told me if I punched him just a little harder I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!
For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!
I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!
My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.
My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)
Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion. She rested my body on the ground and walked away!
Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!
Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!
I didn't know that Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck!
I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!